this girl is looking for a man - Page 4

**Gogeta** · 04-04-2008, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by leejo

I can vouch for Charleston. I used to like to head down to the college on any spring day with a bag of butterscotch candy. Sit on a bench and feed the coeds.

Hey what a coincidence... me too!

But ya... there are a TON of girls here, I think I read somehwere that the ratio of girls:guys at CofC was consistently in the 7:1 range, and they arent all overweight so, a ton of hot skinnies goes a long way. Plus, of all the places I've been, Charleston has got some of the coolest women to hang out with too.

ScratchMonkey · 04-04-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gogeta

and they arent all overweight so, a ton of hot skinnies goes a long way.

I, too, like "skinnies", but many of my teammates are of the "eat a burger!" opinion, preferring a woman with some meat on her bones.

As Philip Jose Farmer says in his novella "Riders of the Purple Wage", one's man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riders_of_the_Purple_Wage

leejo · 04-04-2008, 12:52 PM

From what I have seen, hineys, once large, rarely shrink. A small booty, however, can become meaty with something as simple as a gold ring on the left hand.

A large booty on someone with a rich father appears to be smaller than it actually is, but a large booty on someone with a rich husband appears 15% larger than it actually is.

Pretty much any old booty looks good enough if you're in CHarleston on vacation and it's after 12 am.

Buttenomics is a fascinating and rewarding area of study. Sordavie, please correct me if this seems impossible, but I once scored 167 on a butt-intelligence quotient, which places me in the 14th level of deviation. That's like 4 in 18 billion people or something?

**Gogeta** · 04-04-2008, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by leejo

From what I have seen, hineys, once large, rarely shrink. A small booty, however, can become meaty with something as simple as a gold ring on the left hand.

A large booty on someone with a rich father appears to be smaller than it actually is, but a large booty on someone with a rich husband appears 15% larger than it actually is.

Pretty much any old booty looks good enough if you're in CHarleston on vacation and it's after 12 am.

Buttenomics is a fascinating and rewarding area of study. Sordavie, please correct me if this seems impossible, but I once scored 167 on a butt-intelligence quotient, which places me in the 14th level of deviation. That's like 4 in 18 billion people or something?

+rep for this entire post xD but the bold killed me lol

Edit: D'0h 'You must spread some Reputation around before giving it leejo again'

ScratchMonkey · 04-04-2008, 01:07 PM

Scott Adams (of Dilbert) thinks that people should match up based on butt size. At 5'11 and 125 pounds, I should be eligible for one of those skinny ones.

**TheFeniX** · 04-04-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ScratchMonkey

At 5'11 and 125 pounds, I should be eligible for one of those skinny ones.

Good lord, eat a sandwich or something.

**INSUNABULA** · 04-06-2008, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by leejo

Anyway, point is that there are some rules at this dance and one of the rules is that you're not supposed to measure too closely the breasts or the wallet. Spotting the people who don't understand the rules is part of how the game is played.

Bingo !!! There are so many levels to what you just said +rep.

ScratchMonkey · 04-07-2008, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by TheFeniX

Good lord, eat a sandwich or something.

My appetite has improved since I was a kid, but it still doesn't stick to me. Just as fat people have trouble losing weight, I have trouble gaining it.

SmokingTarpan · 04-07-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by ScratchMonkey

My appetite has improved since I was a kid, but it still doesn't stick to me. Just as fat people have trouble losing weight, I have trouble gaining it.

Yep, I'm 6'3 and 170 pounds. I once weighed myself because I thought I had been gaining weight... turned out I actually had lost 5 pounds instead.

I wonder if there's a crazy metabolism club out there? Mine has slowed down some since I was younger, but I can still get away with eating pretty much anything and not gaining any weight.

xTYBALTx · 04-07-2008, 02:11 PM

I eat 1500-3000+ calories a day and am 5'11" 145lb. If I eat under 2000 calories for more than a couple of days, I start losing weight fast. I do get a fair amount of exercise though, not sure if that qualifies me for the cool metabolism club or not.

**Hambergler** · 04-07-2008, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Rincewind

I think this woman will have a better chance of finding a man:

**NSFW TEXT**

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/589072628.html

Thats a dude, chicks don't talk like that.

leejo · 04-07-2008, 10:05 PM

What?! That was a dude???

But I....Oh God.....

Oh GOD!!!

aeroripper · 04-08-2008, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leejo

From what I have seen, hineys, once large, rarely shrink. A small booty, however, can become meaty with something as simple as a gold ring on the left hand.

A large booty on someone with a rich father appears to be smaller than it actually is, but a large booty on someone with a rich husband appears 15% larger than it actually is.

Pretty much any old booty looks good enough if you're in CHarleston on vacation and it's after 12 am.

Buttenomics is a fascinating and rewarding area of study. Sordavie, please correct me if this seems impossible, but I once scored 167 on a butt-intelligence quotient, which places me in the 14th level of deviation. That's like 4 in 18 billion people or something?

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Originally Posted by Hambergler

Thats a dude, chicks don't talk like that.

LOL, you people are hilarious!

SmokingTarpan · 04-08-2008, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hambergler

Thats a dude, chicks don't talk like that.

You need to hang around more women.

**Jimmy Jammer** · 04-08-2008, 06:50 PM

Great response...

04-04-2008, 12:52 PM	#48 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,411	Re: this girl is looking for a man From what I have seen, hineys, once large, rarely shrink. A small booty, however, can become meaty with something as simple as a gold ring on the left hand. A large booty on someone with a rich father appears to be smaller than it actually is, but a large booty on someone with a rich husband appears 15% larger than it actually is. Pretty much any old booty looks good enough if you're in CHarleston on vacation and it's after 12 am. Buttenomics is a fascinating and rewarding area of study. Sordavie, please correct me if this seems impossible, but I once scored 167 on a butt-intelligence quotient, which places me in the 14th level of deviation. That's like 4 in 18 billion people or something?

04-04-2008, 01:07 PM	#50 (permalink)
ScratchMonkey Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Pablo, California Posts: 3,367	Re: this girl is looking for a man Scott Adams (of Dilbert) thinks that people should match up based on butt size. At 5'11 and 125 pounds, I should be eligible for one of those skinny ones. __________________ Sig

04-07-2008, 02:11 PM	#55 (permalink)
xTYBALTx Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,650	Re: this girl is looking for a man I eat 1500-3000+ calories a day and am 5'11" 145lb. If I eat under 2000 calories for more than a couple of days, I start losing weight fast. I do get a fair amount of exercise though, not sure if that qualifies me for the cool metabolism club or not. __________________ Current Tybalt theme song: Mason v. Princess - Perfect "$250,000 a year won't get me to Central Park West."

04-07-2008, 10:05 PM	#57 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,411	Re: this girl is looking for a man What?! That was a dude??? But I....Oh God..... Oh GOD!!!

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Jimmy Jammer Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northampton, MA Age: 48 Posts: 129	Re: this girl is looking for a man Great response... __________________ \|TG-55\| Infantry Division

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