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Old 03-30-2008, 11:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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this girl is looking for a man

can you meet her desire

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Old 03-30-2008, 11:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: this girl is looking for a man

Ouch.

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In Wall Street terms...so I'd rather lease. The deal that makes sense for me is dating, not marriage.
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:34 PM   #3 (permalink)


 
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Re: this girl is looking for a man

Sounds like a perfectly shallow response to a perfectly shallow complaint. At least the guy has a sense of humor.
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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lol! What a great response.
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Old 03-30-2008, 11:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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REJECTED!!!!! LETS REWIND THAT AGAIN. OUCH! I bet the had to hurt!
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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I forgot to say...she sounds like the stereotyped "gold digger"-type woman. Ugh.
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Old 03-31-2008, 12:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Re: this girl is looking for a man

It's like the punch line of that old joke:

"We've already established what you are. Now we're just negotiating the price."
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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I hope that woman gets hit by a bus.
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Old 03-31-2008, 07:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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Re: this girl is looking for a man

Everyone wants a mate to be good looking. Other desirable traits may include loyalty, good at conversation, perhaps good at an instrument, or enjoys gaming. Isn't being financially well off another desirable asset. Doesn't it portray a sense of security and well being. Why do people hate when someone is honest about wanting this desirable asset first and foremost? Why is it any less egregious when someone picks a mate out of a crowd based on looks? OK this girl has a thing or two to learn about setting the mood, but she is no diffrent then most women.
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Because in this country this ideal is romantic love. A lot of people don't understand that this is a cultural artifact. People are supposed to find their soul mates and looks, income, addiction, etc. be damned. Hollywood is full of ugly duckling stories. Not so full of ugly buzzard stories, but you gotta figure with so many young people thinking that the buzzard on top of them will someday become a swan....

It's pretty clear that a lot of men with money choose mates with large, professionally crafted breasts. One does not need to post on craigslist to understand how to create this connection: see breasts, wave money from convertible jaguar. However, it's unacceptable for a young woman to see a convertible jaguar and wave her breasts at it. I think this needs to change.

Anyway, point is that there are some rules at this dance and one of the rules is that you're not supposed to measure too closely the breasts or the wallet. Spotting the people who don't understand the rules is part of how the game is played.
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
 
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It's pretty clear that a lot of men with money choose mates with large, professionally crafted breasts. One does not need to post on craigslist to understand how to create this connection: see breasts, wave money from convertible jaguar. However, it's unacceptable for a young woman to see a convertible jaguar and wave her breasts at it. I think this needs to change.
I support all forms of breast waving.
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Old 03-31-2008, 09:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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Why do people hate when someone is honest about wanting this desirable asset first and foremost?
For the same reason companies don't hire applicants that answer the question, "Why do you want this job?" with, "Because of the money."
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Old 03-31-2008, 10:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Haha, this was actually a "Best Of" Craigslist a few months ago. Unfortunately, the newspaper editors cut out some of the best stuff (and then didn't reference the original)...
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Old 03-31-2008, 11:16 AM   #14 (permalink)
 
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Re: this girl is looking for a man

That must sting.
Good answer though, it made me chuckle.

Edit: What really annoys me is the way she says 'I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl.'

Modesty 'n' chips anyone?
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Re: this girl is looking for a man

lol great response.
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