Black Testicles

HSantal · 04-10-2008, 11:51 AM

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely...

"Are - my - Test - Results - Back?

RedForman · 04-10-2008, 12:17 PM

Ok, I lol'ed on that one.

**TheSkudDestroyer** · 04-10-2008, 12:20 PM

ah, nice.

War.mongeR1 · 04-10-2008, 12:28 PM

Hahaha. Haven't heard that one before. My mom's a nurse, so I gotta tell her this one. She'll appreciate it.

Fenian420 · 04-10-2008, 04:54 PM

Hahaha, can imagine that happening too, around the english speaking hospitals..

FatCobra · 04-10-2008, 07:12 PM

That one was actually funny, but do we really need a new thread for each Joke?

Fenian420 · 04-11-2008, 12:22 AM

Your right we need a new subforum.

**DrunkenPirate** · 04-11-2008, 01:22 AM

Just do what I see most other forums do and have a single thread for random funny rubbish and quick blurbs not really worth their own thread.

Example:

http://www.pointofexistence.com/foru...howtopic=13958
http://www.pointofexistence.com/foru...p?showtopic=47

**MagnaCentipede** · 04-11-2008, 03:16 AM

FatCob wants to become king of the sandbox, deciding who's castles live or get stomped.

aeroripper · 04-11-2008, 07:58 AM

LOL, that's pretty funny.

04-10-2008, 11:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
HSantal Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 53 Posts: 1,005	Black Testicles A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... "Are - my - Test - Results - Back? __________________ I do what I can. cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

04-10-2008, 12:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
RedForman Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: MA Age: 27 Posts: 425	Re: Black Testicles Ok, I lol'ed on that one. __________________ "I've been working since I was sixteen. I fought two in wars. Hell, I've killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it..." -- Red Forman \|TG-Irr\|RedForman

04-10-2008, 12:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
TheSkudDestroyer Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY Posts: 2,911	Re: Black Testicles ah, nice. __________________ \|TG-6th\|Skud, NA Deputy Lead Tester To Hell and Back: The untold story of having your Dick Blonov ?uestlove just murdered me \| I love TG - You do too!

04-10-2008, 12:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
War.mongeR1 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 1,199	Re: Black Testicles Hahaha. Haven't heard that one before. My mom's a nurse, so I gotta tell her this one. She'll appreciate it. __________________ "Common sense is not so common." -Voltaire

04-10-2008, 04:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
Fenian420 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 902	Re: Black Testicles Hahaha, can imagine that happening too, around the english speaking hospitals..

04-10-2008, 07:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
FatCobra Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 243	Re: Black Testicles That one was actually funny, but do we really need a new thread for each Joke?

04-11-2008, 12:22 AM	#7 (permalink)
Fenian420 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Seattle Posts: 902	Re: Black Testicles Your right we need a new subforum.

04-11-2008, 01:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
DrunkenPirate Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Norfolk, England Age: 29 Posts: 452	Re: Black Testicles Just do what I see most other forums do and have a single thread for random funny rubbish and quick blurbs not really worth their own thread. Example: http://www.pointofexistence.com/foru...howtopic=13958 http://www.pointofexistence.com/foru...p?showtopic=47 __________________ \|TG-71st\|DrunkenPirate - Bringing Rum and Wenches to the 71st Mountain Division! Tactical Gamer Primer - BF2 Rules, Announcements & SOP's - Kicked/Banned? - TG TeamSpeak POE2 Developer/Admin. Posts by me reflect my personal opinion only, not the view of the entire mod team unless expressly stated otherwise.

04-11-2008, 03:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
MagnaCentipede Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,859	Re: Black Testicles FatCob wants to become king of the sandbox, deciding who's castles live or get stomped. __________________

04-11-2008, 07:58 AM	#10 (permalink)
aeroripper Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 2,280	Re: Black Testicles LOL, that's pretty funny. __________________ Former TGNS admin NS Forum Moderator NS Playtester

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