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Old 04-11-2008, 11:04 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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If it did rise to 2 million, do you think any studio would fund him? (Although, you could say that the guy is getting huge publicity)
He makes movies that are of a quality akin to a 3-year old with a crayon drawing on the wall. If the studios already fund his junk, I doubt signatures will make them blink. :P
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Old 04-11-2008, 11:58 AM   #17 (permalink)
 
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Apparently he's self funded, along with a healthy investment from the German Government through a program designed to encourage German movie-studios. His movies only have to make back about 50% of their budget to break even after the tax break, which is about where they usually end up.
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Old 04-11-2008, 02:57 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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Maybe you've heard of this guy called Uwe Boll.

He claims he's a filmmaker, but I humbly believe he was a test, sent by God, so that we might question the idiots that try and make "art" these days.

If you'd like to see some of the crap he's made, here's a little clip of his film adaptation of the House of the Dead games. He is also releasing a film called Postal, which looks like a pile of ****.

Anyway, this guy is clearly talentless, and I am one of the people who has signed this petition to stop Uwe Boll making movies. This petition was started a while back, and when asked about it in an interview, he said that he would stop making movies if it hit a million signatures. This thing is really gaining momentum, and even though that may seem like a ridiculously high number to get to, considering it's in the 100,000's at the moment, there's roughly 1 signature going up every 10 seconds, and a little help from anyone that wants to sign would be great (it'll take literally 2 seconds out of your day, no confirmation E-mail or anything, and your E-Mail address will be kept private if you want it to be, and you can make your own little comment...)

A little entertainment from Uwe Boll that's better than his films at least (note, use of swearing...but in the funniest way imaginable.).

Ohh, so thats who Uwe Boll is. I didnt enven know who he was when i signed the
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:03 PM   #19 (permalink)

 
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Re: Stop Uwe Boll

Can I get Olivia Munn to come to my house dressed as wonder woman once I sign the petition?

Please?
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Old 04-11-2008, 03:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
 
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Sure.
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Olivia Munn or Morgan Webb (yes i watch G4)
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Not as bad as "BARBARIAN BROTHERS!"
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