HSantal

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?''Yes. What can I do for you?'
'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there.'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search
the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece
of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.Shortly, the
phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil!
This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'
'Yeah!'
'Did they chop your firewood?'
'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

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Sir-Nerd

Ahahahahaha

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ScratchMonkey

This would have been good appended to the TG MJ usage thread.

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DrunkenPirate

haha lol

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