HSantal

Subject: USA - Canada

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and
jam in a diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to
him. The Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started
up a conversation.


The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folk eat the whole
bread?"

The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,
and replied, "Of course."

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat
what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."

The American had a smirk on his face.

The Canadian listened in silence.

The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?"

Sighing, the Canadian replied, "Of course."

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds,
and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and
sell it to Canada."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?"

The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with
the condoms once you've used them?"

"We throw them away, of course."

Now it was the Canadian's turn to smile.

"We don't. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt
them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States."

Ain't it great to be CANADIAN!?

HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!

Send this on to your Canadian friends! and if you're
Canadian enough, send it to your American friends.

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Razcsak

Pssh, everyone knows that 'merkins wouldn't recycle, even out of malice.

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MagnaCentipede

Oh yeah? Then why doesn't our chewing gum taste like salty maple syrup?

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HSantal

Peppermint flavour additives.

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Ferris Bueller

Completely different ingredients. Condom to gum theory is chemically impossible. Canadians are liars.

"Canada is like a loft apartment above a really great party."-Robin Williams

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El_Gringo_Grande

And you came by this information how?

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HSantal

If it's good enough for your President it's good enough for me.

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Augustus Gloop

Keep it down eh?

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