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Old 11-17-2004, 05:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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World's most dangerous toys!

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Other toys on this year's WATCH list was the "Pocket Rocket" miniature motorcycle, which warns that its use may result in injury or death
Its use may also result in weird stains on Sniper's field pants and blindness.
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Old 11-17-2004, 05:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: World's most dangerous toys!

Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys (Letterman, 1997)
10. Fisher Price Bathtub Toaster
9. Heat-Packin' Barbie
8. Ouch! -- the Step-on-a-Rake game
7. Pin the Tail on Grampa
6. My Very First Mexican Nose Job
5. Dow Chemical's 55 Gallon Drum o'Mystery
4. RuPaul's Cube
3. The "Steal Your Parents' Money and Send it to Parker Brothers" game
2. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Janet Reno
1. Tickle Me John Gotti

Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys (1998)
10. The Hula Noose
9. Professor Saddam's Li'l Biological Warfare Kit
8. Light-Me-On-Fire Elmo
7. Chutes, Ladders and Open Manhole Covers
6. Mattel Ass Rocket
5. Rabid Snoopy
4. The "Too-Big-For-My-Windpipe" Jigsaw Puzzle
3. Mr. Potato Head Multiple Outlet Strip
2. Linda Tripp's "Let's Tape Daddy" Portable Recorder
1. E-Z Bake Open-Flame Oven
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Old 11-17-2004, 10:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Re: World's most dangerous toys!

I get the first part but...blindess? The scenarios I ran in my head were too perverted to be implied in your first post.
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Old 11-17-2004, 11:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Re: World's most dangerous toys!

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I get the first part but...blindess? The scenarios I ran in my head were too perverted to be implied in your first post.
No, I don't think they were....
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Yeah, I'm with IceCold here: you probably hit the nail on the head.
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