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Old 11-21-2004, 03:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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Type Beer and she savors a frosty cool one in front of ya. Tell her to Pour, and she'll actually get you your own pint.
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Old 11-21-2004, 09:29 PM   #17 (permalink)

 
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you guys need a cold "shower"
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Old 11-21-2004, 10:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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Hah! Good one. Never thought of that.
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:14 AM   #19 (permalink)
 
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feet and spread eagle are nice.... suck and lick are the same, but worth a look



intelligent is dead on though........
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intelligent is dead on though........
Huh
I couldn't get her to do anything with that one...
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:40 AM   #21 (permalink)
 
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intelligent is dead on though........
Hahha, I like that one.
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Old 11-22-2004, 07:00 AM   #22 (permalink)
 
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at least polska got it...........


what is her response cing?........ exactly.
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Old 11-22-2004, 11:11 AM   #23 (permalink)


 
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what is her response cing?........ exactly.
Ah, OK... Funny now...
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Old 11-22-2004, 11:46 AM   #24 (permalink)
 
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How about a banana with your beer?
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Old 11-22-2004, 11:57 AM   #25 (permalink)
 
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what is her response cing?........ exactly.
Is it the same response I got when I told her to vote?
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:09 PM   #26 (permalink)


 
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:10 PM   #27 (permalink)
 
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THAT is for the win ladies and gentlemen!

So, has anyone been motivated to buy anything from beer.com due to their innovative marketing?
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Old 11-22-2004, 12:36 PM   #28 (permalink)
 
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fight, dance, kiss, eat banana, give me a hummer, exercise, lick, lie down, show tattoo, strip, shower, jump, laugh, bend over, play with your hair, squeeze, rip, read, airguitar, angry, banana, beer, blow, bottle, bow, box, can, cap, cowboy, grab, gun, gymnastics, hair, handstand, headbang, hoolahoop, hummer, jedi, jump, karate, kiss, knee, lap dance, laugh, leimek, lick, light, lollipop, macarena, magazine, magic, math, message, muscle, number, orgasm, pat head, pillow, pitcher, pour beer, pour beer on self, pushup, rap, remove clothes, riverdance, robot, shake, show breast, sleep, spin, splits, switch, sunshine, supermodel, tap dance, tattoo, tickle, toes, tongue, wave, yoga

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One is fun but two is twice as nice:
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try kill it's pretty funny
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