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Old 11-20-2004, 08:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Virtual Bartender

Subserviant chicken taken to the next level:

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
Requires flash 7, scantily clad women warning for those of you at work.

What's the best thing you can get her to do for you?
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Old 11-20-2004, 08:48 PM   #2 (permalink)


 
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Saw this a few days ago... I think "buns" "wiggle" and "squeeze" are the best ones that I found that she has...
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Old 11-20-2004, 08:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Is there supposed to be sound?
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I was wrong. "kiss" is the best.
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Old 11-20-2004, 11:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I was wrong. "kiss" is the best.

Ahhhh...type "Orgasm".....yowsers.
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I was wrong. "kiss" is the best.
Yes. Kiss is good.
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Old 11-20-2004, 11:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'm tellin ya...Orgasm is the best.
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Old 11-20-2004, 11:58 PM   #8 (permalink)


 
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I'm tellin ya...Orgasm is the best.
No way does it beat "kiss"...

And where the hell have you been?
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Old 11-21-2004, 01:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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I vote for kiss two. But you should try "strip", "bounce", and "dance".


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Old 11-21-2004, 02:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Order some "nuts" to go with a beer. Then try for a free "shirt" and maybe you'll get a little something on the other side of the buns.
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Old 11-21-2004, 10:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
 
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"fight" is pretty funny.

Oh yeah, and "handstand."
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Don't forget "pillow" and "hummer"

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Old 11-21-2004, 11:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Ahhhh...type "Orgasm".....yowsers.
She is obviously faking it...
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Old 11-21-2004, 12:07 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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nice tattoo
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Old 11-21-2004, 02:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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I type "Hiney" thinking I'm going to get a beer.... WOW!
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