Whoa nelly!

**leejo** · 02-02-2005, 08:31 AM

Once-Conservative Adelphia Adds Hard-Core Porn to Cable

And the average cable bill jumps to $350/mo. Meanwhile, dark bags appear under the eyes of every other person in SoCal and the USMC ceases to be combat ready.

**Pokerface** · 02-02-2005, 09:13 AM

Fun fact from the article:
Playboy is gearing up to supply a variety of programs on demand that will keep subscribers running up the bill. One goal: to increase the seven-minute viewing time historically clocked by the average person who orders an adult pay-per-view movie.

I also enjoyed learning how the de facto X-XX-XXX rating system works.

**leejo** · 02-02-2005, 09:35 AM

Gosh how do you get on THAT rating board?

RE: the seven-minute viewing time....oh boy. Well, I'm not going to touch that.

**Pokerface** · 02-02-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leejo

RE: the seven-minute viewing time....oh boy. Well, I'm not going to touch that.

By not touching, you're helping reach the goal of increasing the seven-minute timeframe! Good Job!

**leejo** · 02-02-2005, 09:49 AM

ba-dum chhhhhhh.

Jeeze we might as well just say penis penis penis and be done with it.

Anyway. If one of these porn publishing companies ever goes public, I'm buying stock. They're tied into marriott, now adelphia, etc., etc. The porn industry makes more than the MLB, NFL, and NBA combined, thanks to high speed data transfer! The internet and digital media is to porn what the printing press was to the Bible. Maybe in 1000 years folks will be worshipping Ron Jeremy. MORE folks will be worshipping Ron Jeremy, I should probably say.

Wintermute · 02-02-2005, 12:41 PM

penis penis penis

**CingularDuality** · 02-02-2005, 12:42 PM

I'm just glad to see a good solid company like Playboy finally getting into hard core porn... I think the number one impediment to social acceptance of porn is the lack of taste. Very few XXX movies have had any kind of decent story or acting. I'd like to see some good movies that happen to have porn scenes in 'em. Think "Wild Orchid" going just a little bit further...

And, uh, penis penis penis...

**DudeMan** · 02-02-2005, 02:02 PM

a whole severn minutes... nah thats too long for sure.

02-02-2005, 08:31 AM	#1 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,513	Whoa nelly! Once-Conservative Adelphia Adds Hard-Core Porn to Cable And the average cable bill jumps to $350/mo. Meanwhile, dark bags appear under the eyes of every other person in SoCal and the USMC ceases to be combat ready.

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Pokerface Join Date: May 2003 Location: MD, USA Age: 29 Posts: 5,722	Re: Whoa nelly! Fun fact from the article: Playboy is gearing up to supply a variety of programs on demand that will keep subscribers running up the bill. One goal: to increase the seven-minute viewing time historically clocked by the average person who orders an adult pay-per-view movie. I also enjoyed learning how the de facto X-XX-XXX rating system works. __________________ NS Game Officer. TF2 Admin. BF2 Admin / Scripter. PM with issues. Tempus: Pokerface is nailing it right on the head. Everyone who is arguing against him is simply arguing against reality. <anmuzi> it is not permitted to have privacy or anonymity <LazyEye> yeah when I play on TG the server digs though my trash Arm yourself with knowledge: TG NS TF2 BF2

02-02-2005, 09:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,513	Re: Whoa nelly! Gosh how do you get on THAT rating board? RE: the seven-minute viewing time....oh boy. Well, I'm not going to touch that.

02-02-2005, 09:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,513	Re: Whoa nelly! ba-dum chhhhhhh. Jeeze we might as well just say penis penis penis and be done with it. Anyway. If one of these porn publishing companies ever goes public, I'm buying stock. They're tied into marriott, now adelphia, etc., etc. The porn industry makes more than the MLB, NFL, and NBA combined, thanks to high speed data transfer! The internet and digital media is to porn what the printing press was to the Bible. Maybe in 1000 years folks will be worshipping Ron Jeremy. MORE folks will be worshipping Ron Jeremy, I should probably say.

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