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Old 02-03-2007, 06:35 PM   #91 (permalink)


 
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What's red and green and goes a hundred miles an hour?
a bloody booger after sneezing?
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Old 02-04-2007, 11:50 AM   #92 (permalink)



 
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a frog in a blender?
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A frog in a blender was what I had in mind, but a sneezed bloody booger would fit to, I suppose.

OK, I hope one of you comes up with a MUCH better riddle than mine...
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Old 02-04-2007, 01:21 PM   #94 (permalink)


 
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Let's give this one a shot:

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
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Old 02-04-2007, 02:30 PM   #95 (permalink)


 
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Awww, I know this one... I know two answers to this one!
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Old 02-07-2007, 01:45 PM   #96 (permalink)
 
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Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people.

Once he borrowed $4000 from a rich man.
After a few days, he borrowed $2000 from the same man.

Many days passed, the mathematician did not return the money to the rich man. The rich man went to themathematician and asked to return the money.
But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied that there is no need to pay the debt.

"See here, friend" said the mathematician " the sum of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero, so I do not have any balance to pay".

The rich man took the matter to the court. When the judge came to know this, he was astonished. He asked the mathematician toprove that sum of 4000 and 2000 is zero, and not 6000.

The Clever mathematician agreed.
He said:

let a == 4000, b == 2000 and c == 6000

a + b == c

Multiply both sides by a + b

(a + b) (a + b ) == c (a + b)

a*a + ab + ba + b*b == ca + cb

a*a + ab - ca == cb - b*b - ba

a( a + b -c) == -b(b + a - c)

so a == - b

a + b == 0

Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0...........
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:03 PM   #97 (permalink)
 
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Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people.

Once he borrowed $4000 from a rich man.
After a few days, he borrowed $2000 from the same man.

Many days passed, the mathematician did not return the money to the rich man. The rich man went to themathematician and asked to return the money.
But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied that there is no need to pay the debt.

"See here, friend" said the mathematician " the sum of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero, so I do not have any balance to pay".

The rich man took the matter to the court. When the judge came to know this, he was astonished. He asked the mathematician toprove that sum of 4000 and 2000 is zero, and not 6000.

The Clever mathematician agreed.
He said:

let a == 4000, b == 2000 and c == 6000

a + b == c

Multiply both sides by a + b

(a + b) (a + b ) == c (a + b)
***(4k+2k)(4k+2k) == 6k(4k+2k)
a*a + ab + ba + b*b == ca + cb
***4kČ+4k(2k)+2k(4k)+2kČ == 6k(4k)+6k(2k)
***16M+8M+8M+4M == 24M+12M
a*a + ab - ca == cb - b*b - ba
***16M+8M-24M == 12M - 4M - 8M
***24M-24M = 12M-12M
***0=0
a( a + b -c) == -b(b + a - c)
***0=0
so a == - b
***DIV/0 ERROR
a + b == 0

Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0...........
Are we just gonna keep recycling divide by zero problems? At least the hat-riddle was something new.
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a( a + b -c) == -b(b + a - c)

so a == - b

a + b == 0

Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0...........
You have proven this true as long as a+b does not equal c. DOH!
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Let's give this one a shot:

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
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Awww, I know this one... I know two answers to this one!
Do tell then, I only know one...
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Do tell then, I only know one...
Startling and stringier.
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Re: Riddle

Looks like no one is posting another riddle so if you guys don't mind i'll post one. I didn't see this one in the pages so here it is.

I walk on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three at night. What am I?
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Old 02-12-2007, 12:54 PM   #103 (permalink)
 
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Is it the life of a human?
Crawl at birth(four), walk(two), then when you get old you need a cane(three)
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yes

good job, not many people i know, know the answer or the reason why.
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I'm gonna say you're not human, you're actually a Sphinx looking for someone named Oedipus.
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