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Steam Community? Add me. | Join #tacticalgamer | Search Results Legend | New Posts Forum Filter | Postbox Toggle | Live Thread Review | One Line Results | Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future. |
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Indeed, as for the NS players, I would call them Wizzcrack and Tempus
![]() Nother riddle: A man is looking at a picture. His friend asks him whom the picture is of. He replies in this manner: Brothers and Sisters, I have none. But that man's father, is my father’s son. Who is in the picture?
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His son?
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Steam Community? Add me. | Join #tacticalgamer | Search Results Legend | New Posts Forum Filter | Postbox Toggle | Live Thread Review | One Line Results | Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future. |
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Steam Community? Add me. | Join #tacticalgamer | Search Results Legend | New Posts Forum Filter | Postbox Toggle | Live Thread Review | One Line Results | Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future. |
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You said Eclipse was the marine...
Correct on his son. I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
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Yes, but as a set. They have a name.
![]() Shadow? Wyzcrak
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Twits?
Correct. Creatures of power, creatures of grace, Creatures of beauty, creatures of strength. As for their lives, they set everything's pace, For all things must come to live under their emerald embrace. . . Either in their life, or in their death.
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01) In the old west, a man is headed west along a rarely traveled path in the late afternoon when he comes across someone standing in the way. The person proceeds to rob the man. As one of the people in the back of the coach is giving a description of the bandit, the sherriff discredits everything he is saying immediately. Why?
02) Three women check into a hotel and the fee is 30 dollars. they split the fee and pay 10 dollars a piece. after they have checked in, the attendant realizes a mistake was made and and the guests should have only been charged 25 dollars. he gives the bellboy the five dollars and tells him to deliver it. the bellboy explains the situation and the women take the money and give the bellboy 2 dollars for the trouble. the women start to add up the money, and come up with an error.... the women each paid 10 dollars for a total of thirty, and each recieved a dollar in change for a total of 27. if the bellboy took the remaining 2 dollars in change as a tip, this equalls only 29. where did the other dollar go? 3) a doctor and his son are in an accident and are both rushed to the hospital. when the doctor comes in to the operating room, the doctor says "I can't do this, he's my son!" What happened here? |
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02) It is still there. Each lady pays 10 dollars. 10 X 3 = 30 dollars. Then the owner notices the mistake and sends back 5 dollars. However, the ladies give the bellhop 2 dollars so they only got 3 dollars back. 25+3+2 = 30. This is the popular exception to the math rules. (10-1)X3 + 2 does not equal 30.
3) The doctor is the son's mother. |
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