Signs You're Becoming a Geek

dragon · 11-06-2003, 04:35 PM

11. Monitor tan.

10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to
download and log out.

9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming.

8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin.

7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said "Thanks, bro."

6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.

5. You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't be so bad.

4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.

3. You can type faster than you can speak

2. When your shrink says "Mother . . . " you say " . . . Board."

1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.

Ok, I relate to #'s 8,6,and 5

HSantal · 11-06-2003, 05:07 PM

Vap0r · 11-06-2003, 05:55 PM

None actually

Geisha · 11-06-2003, 07:34 PM

11,6,3 (and probably 2 although I don't have personal experience)
... and for Samurai, do AIMs count for #4?

BATMAN. · 11-06-2003, 07:46 PM

11 and 3.

**=DdogG=** · 11-06-2003, 10:54 PM

9,6,5,2

Polska · 11-07-2003, 12:34 AM

Surprisingly none. I'm just mroe of a game junkie.

11-06-2003, 04:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
dragon Join Date: May 2003 Age: 31 Posts: 496	Signs You're Becoming a Geek 11. Monitor tan. 10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to download and log out. 9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming. 8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin. 7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said "Thanks, bro." 6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum. 5. You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't be so bad. 4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address. 3. You can type faster than you can speak 2. When your shrink says "Mother . . . " you say " . . . Board." 1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts. Ok, I relate to #'s 8,6,and 5 __________________ WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

11-06-2003, 05:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
HSantal Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 52 Posts: 1,005	# 6 __________________ I do what I can. cpgf: (n.) Acronym describing a significant other who has not yet acheived full spousal status and is in possession of a cable modem; of note because at YOUR house, you still have dial-up -- and crappy dialup at that.

11-06-2003, 07:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
BATMAN. Join Date: May 2003 Location: San Diego,California Posts: 517	11 and 3. __________________ "Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."

11-07-2003, 12:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
Polska Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 26 Posts: 684	Surprisingly none. I'm just mroe of a game junkie. __________________ I love gaming, mmmmmmmm

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