War is hell...

**CingularDuality** · 01-17-2004, 01:05 PM

A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad.
They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby
on the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
state,
but he was alert.

As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured Marine what
happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north
along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of crap and then the
Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were
miserable pieces of crap!"

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

" We were shaking hands when a truck hit us."

**luna** · 01-17-2004, 02:20 PM

Heehee.. awesome, cingular.

**phyllis** · 01-17-2004, 02:46 PM

Daxx · 01-17-2004, 03:53 PM

Vap0r · 01-17-2004, 07:00 PM

**Overlag** · 01-20-2004, 01:28 AM

01-17-2004, 01:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 17,075	War is hell... A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he was alert. As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured Marine what happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier". "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. "I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of crap and then the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton were miserable pieces of crap!" "What happened then?" the corpsman asked. " We were shaking hands when a truck hit us." __________________ Become a supporting member! -- Shop at the Tactical Market! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

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luna Join Date: May 2003 Location: Rhode Island Age: 30 Posts: 4,136	Heehee.. awesome, cingular. __________________ Resurgent's New Motivational Motto: "Now train harder! Live inside your character! If it dies, YOU DIE! Focus!" Jesus had a soulstone.

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