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Old 04-21-2005, 05:04 AM   #46 (permalink)
 
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Proof that Marheine's Law is true: The proper and timely application of a back handed slap will/would have solved any problem...

If his mum had slapped him silly the first time he made a rude comment about "those damn jews", perhaps WWII and the holocaust never would have happened.



if you actually believe this i feel sorry for you. all he needed was a beating, well his father beat him often, and he turned out a mass murderer.
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:31 AM   #47 (permalink)


 
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if you actually believe this i feel sorry for you. all he needed was a beating, well his father beat him often, and he turned out a mass murderer.
I never said anything about a beating. I said a proper and timely application of a slap...

But you bring up an interesting point. Perhaps the slap that would have stopped WWII wasn't needed on young Adolf, but rather on his father?
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Old 04-21-2005, 07:11 AM   #48 (permalink)
 
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no i dont believe a slap is needed for any kid, unless under some really extreme circumstances,

the most common argument for slaping is thats the only language they inderstand... erm i got in trouble for slaping french people, after all i didnt understand french and they didnt understand english...
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Old 04-21-2005, 06:06 PM   #49 (permalink)
 
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The point of Marheine's law has nothing to do with beating, or language, or understanding.

It's all about timing. Read it again. The proper and TIMELY application of said slap is important. He believed that no problem ever couldn't have been avoided...all it would have taken was a slap upside the head at a "crucial" moment.

Other famous examples of this include slapping Lee Harvey Oswald or John Wilkes Booth directly before pulling the trigger in their escapades.

Cing, do you have all of the Marheineisms written down?
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Cing, do you have all of the Marheineisms written down?
No, sir, but I wish I did... They were true on a level that a lot of people aren't willing to admit.
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Old 04-22-2005, 05:21 PM   #51 (permalink)
 
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No, sir, but I wish I did... They were true on a level that a lot of people aren't willing to admit.

Ok...Now you got me curious...you have to come up with them !
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no i dont believe a slap is needed for any kid, unless under some really extreme circumstances,
WWII was rather mild.

Sorry, I know that's not what you meant. I'm just in a pretty goofy mood and needed to get that out of my system.
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Old 04-22-2005, 08:14 PM   #53 (permalink)
 
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WWII was rather mild.

Sorry, I know that's not what you meant. I'm just in a pretty goofy mood and needed to get that out of my system.
Masturbation my friend, works every time..
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Ok...Now you got me curious...you have to come up with them !
Switchcraft's gonna have to clue us in, because I don't remember them. I remember that every time I heard a Marheineism I found myself nodding my head.
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\ Hitler's hatred of the Jews almost certainly originates from his time in Vienna prior to the war. He was destitute and living in and out of work houses....
Ok from what I have read over the years, He was forced to take delausing showers and put on ragged work close in these places which were run by a Jewish family as a charity. It is widely belived that he learned true hatred of jews due in large part to the humilation of the comunal living (group showers ect...).

As for the issues with the new pope, I can not understand where every one gets the Idea that there is or was going to be this great drifting away from the teachings of the church. Homosexuality has been baned in the Christian Church since Day ONE. It is no less a sin (acording to the bible) than it ever was. Celabacy was started by the Catholics to keep from having to support widows and orphins of preasts and to keep preasts from leaving church properties to airs. I agree that if we allow Preists to marry it will cut down on the nember of Pediphile and Homosexual priests. The whole issue of Women priests, Goes back to the beginning and I have no opinion other that a wish to see the vatican release the truth of Mary Magdaline. The Catholic Church has deamed some things wrong or forbidine by God. This is something that they can not by rights abolish. Homosexuality is stated in the Bible to be " a Sin". How can a Pope or Vatican consil change that? This was not decide by the church but by God. Tolerance is what we have been taught as a way of handleing things we know are wrong. We are to be tolerant of all ways of life. I say that if we are to be so tolerant because every one has a right to live as they chose why not tolerate Thieves, rapists. Could these people not be seen as having made a life style choice. I do not often condem anyone for thier life style choices but when I hear constantly about deversity and tolorance tward "alternative life styles", while the Christian Church is pressured to Except things they have believed for 2000+ yrs. I am apauled. Has it come to a point that having values and standing your moral ground is wrong.
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I'll have to post them as I recall them. I think the First Law was:

"Officers are fags."

Whenever any of the brass would come in and give a speech, Marheine would hold up his finger to let us know he was thinking that.
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OK, I have a Catholic question.

I've been perusing the Vatican's website and I noticed this symbol that is labeled "The Holy See". What is it? Looking at the bios of past popes, I notice that most of them have included a shield along with that original symbol. Is Benedict XVI going to eventually add his shield to that symbol? Why do some of the past popes have just a shield and not the crossed keys w/ crown?
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I'll have to post them as I recall them. I think the First Law was:

"Officers are fags."

Whenever any of the brass would come in and give a speech, Marheine would hold up his finger to let us know he was thinking that.
LOL! I do remember that one! In fact, I remember a silly mandatory/voluntary company christmas breakfast thing that we had in the motor t bays where he did that when Maj. Campbell started addressing the Marines and families.
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I do not often condemn anyone for their life style choices, but when I constantly hear about diversity and tolerance toward "alternative life styles", while the Christian Church is pressured to accept things they have believed for 2000+ yrs. I am appalled. Has it come to a point that having values and standing your moral ground is wrong.
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Celabacy was started by the Catholics to keep from having to support widows and orphins of preasts and to keep preasts from leaving church properties to airs.
Actually it was because so many popes were fond of a spot of rape, pillage and plunder when out on a jaunt with their armies.

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