Wyzcrak

This morning on the Interstate,


I looked over to my
left and there was a


woman


in a brand new


Cadillac


doing 65 mph


with her
face up next to her


rear view mirror


putting on her eyeliner.




I looked away


for a couple seconds


and when I looked back she was


halfway over in my lane,


still working on that makeup.




As a man,


I don't scare easily.


But she scared me so much;



I dropped
my electric shaver,


which knocked


the donut


out of my other hand.



In all
the confusion of trying


to straighten out the car


using my knees against
the steering wheel,


it knocked


my cell phone


away from my ear


which fell


into the coffee


between my legs,


splashed,


and burned


Big Jim and the Twins,


ruined the damn phone,


soaked my trousers,


and disconnected an
important call.



&*#! women drivers!!!

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Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.

MONKERZ

Sounds Like you need to get up earlier, Wax coat big jim and the twins, Shrink wrap the phone, Get a closed lid coffe mug, and buy a speaker phone for you phone, and eat your damn donuts at the house. So if this happens again you can: Lay on the horn, and extend your middle finger as a warning!

BTW arent you or werent you a Police Officer!

-Monk

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Awesome, Wyz- truly brilliant!

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Wyzcrak

Brilliant.

Awesome.

But found.

I didn't author it. I have no idea who did, but I can't take their credit.

My contribution is sharing, not creating.

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Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.