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Old 06-16-2005, 08:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Luna's strange absence - thoughts?

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where you at, woman!
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Old 06-16-2005, 08:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: Luna's strange absence - thoughts?

Maybe just waiting for the real release of BF2...or maybe just tired of WoW...we can only hope....hehe

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Old 06-16-2005, 08:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Re: Luna's strange absence - thoughts?

She's working on her next post to stir up the hornets nest, aka the sandbox

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Old 06-16-2005, 09:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Re: Luna's strange absence - thoughts?

I just recieved this note, on what appears to Blizzard stationary....

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Tactical Gamers,

We have your sniper. She will be released only on the following conditions:

Each Supporting Member of your website will purchase a copy of World of Warcraft

Each Supporting Member will prepay their account for 6 months.

Each supporting member will not purchase any competing product (any game) for 6 months.

Apophis will change his name to Lord Apophis.

If all these demands are met, Luna will be released unharmed.

If these demands are not met, we need not tell you of the consequences. We are sure a bunch of Tactical Gamers can figure it out.

Blizzard Management
Man, I thought only EA stooped to those sorts of tactics......WoW sales must be slowing!

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Classic! You need to put that on the TG home page!
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Old 06-16-2005, 03:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Oh come on Mateo. What self respecting list of demands for anything would fail to include mead and wenches for Root, and that every TG member installs tactical OS as their main operating system? Oh and cookies for everyone.

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Old 06-16-2005, 03:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Oh come on Mateo. What self respecting list of demands for anything would fail to include mead and wenches for Root, and that every TG member installs tactical OS as their main operating system? Oh and cookies for everyone.

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Well, threat assessment analysts have theorized that Blizzard Management is actually more interested in procuring their own mead, and they already have the wench.... !

And as for Tactical OS, the analysts believe that they are in the process of building Warcraft OS, their own proprietary and competing product, so they have no interest in advancing the Tactical OS cause.

In prior kidnapping statements, Blizzard Management has stated that "Cookies are not acceptable nourishment for defeating Hellspawn. You need to give us brownies ala mode at the very least. With lots of cherries on top!"

Cookies are what EA generally asks for, according to UBIsoft management.
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Old 06-16-2005, 04:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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I say we set micro$oft on the lot of 'em.

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Old 06-16-2005, 11:50 PM   #9 (permalink)

 
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I know this is difficult to believe guys, so brace yourselves...

I have real life responsibilities to attend to.

That, and I have the attention span of a newt. Multitasking has become particularly difficult lately.
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Old 06-17-2005, 12:38 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Man, I thought only EA stooped to those sorts of tactics......WoW sales must be slowing!


Wait.. I'm right here....


And I'm a he >.<


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