A sad day, indeed....

**CingularDuality** · 02-28-2004, 04:34 PM

It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out
to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered
the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his
later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very
'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite
being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife,
Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad Pop Tart. The
funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

02-28-2004, 04:36 PM

That is too funny!!! Good find..

**_Ender_** · 02-28-2004, 04:36 PM

I suddenly want a pizza..

dragon · 02-28-2004, 05:08 PM

That reminds me of this old one. Hope you all remember it or I will feel old as dirt.

Birth of a Candy Bar

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss
Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue when I <Very funny, but not appropriate here.> Baby Ruth!

dragon · 02-29-2004, 04:31 AM

Oh come on how is that offensive or not appropriate? It is talking about candy. There was nothing graphical said in it and there was no cussing or anything either.

Revan · 02-29-2004, 08:37 AM

lmclao.. funny, way too funny

Sniper · 03-01-2004, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrDoom

...funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes...

ROFL........ too funny

should be this time
...funeral was held at 6:30pm til 6:00pm 2-31-04

03-01-2004, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniper

should be this time
...funeral was held at 6:30pm til 6:00pm 2-31-04

You odviously did not get the humor of what was written...

02-28-2004, 04:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 17,078	A sad day, indeed.... It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. __________________ Become a supporting member! -- Shop at the Tactical Market! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

02-28-2004, 04:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
FireMarshal Guest Posts: n/a	Re: A sad day, indeed.... That is too funny!!! Good find.. Last edited by FireMarshal; 02-28-2004 at 04:42 PM.

02-28-2004, 04:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
_Ender_ Join Date: May 2003 Location: I am lost, if you know where I am then please feel free to tell me. Age: 29 Posts: 2,048	Re: A sad day, indeed.... I suddenly want a pizza..

02-28-2004, 05:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
dragon Join Date: May 2003 Age: 31 Posts: 496	Re: A sad day, indeed.... That reminds me of this old one. Hope you all remember it or I will feel old as dirt. Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I <Very funny, but not appropriate here.> Baby Ruth! __________________ WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. Last edited by CingularDuality; 02-28-2004 at 08:38 PM.

02-29-2004, 04:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
dragon Join Date: May 2003 Age: 31 Posts: 496	Re: A sad day, indeed.... Oh come on how is that offensive or not appropriate? It is talking about candy. There was nothing graphical said in it and there was no cussing or anything either. __________________ WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

02-29-2004, 08:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Revan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Kent; UK Age: 34 Posts: 190	Re: A sad day, indeed.... lmclao.. funny, way too funny

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