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08-09-2005, 03:10 PM
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If World War II Was an RTS
If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*
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08-09-2005, 03:11 PM
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Re: If World War II Was an RTS
And similarly for the war in Iraq...
*** buSH has joined #international_diplomacy buSH: going to rush saddam wanna join. JacCHrik: noway man not rdy yet wait coaler: cant join need better gov rating. buSH: right! You guys are allied with saDDam huh. JacCHrik: buSH you noob wait we help later. BuSH: FU I go now *** JacCHrik has left #international_diplomacy buSH: LOL. We don't need you cheese eating surrender monkeys! coal, you in? great blitzkrieg area coaler: nine gov rating to low need to wait. ***coalerhas left #international_diplomacy *** saDDAm has joined #international_diplomacy buSH: hey saDy, give us weapons, give us tribute or we invade saDDam: we got nothing our techtree soks buSH: ya right we saw you plaster your internal revolt saDDam: big mistake hit wrong key. no money no tech buSH: let us send units in to see, share your map with us SaDDam: right do I Iook stupid, you see what I have then rush me ***SaDDAm left #international_diplomacy *** buSH has joined channel #unilateralism #unilateralism: bagDadBob: we winning buSH soks buSH: look east, look west, look south, look in the middle your captial. BagDadBob: WTF where they come from, cheat you haked the game, where you get that hak ***iraq has been eliminated *** bagDadBob has left the channel. buSH: awesome we rule mission accomplished! ***buSH cheers ***buSH does a dance #occupation ****GENgarner has joined #occupation ****GENgarner has left #occupation ****pBremer has joinded #occupation pBremer: cool I have palaces *** zarCOWI has joined #occupation zarCOWI: we have bombs. pBremer: us too zarCOWI: we strap ours to women and childern pBremer: WTF, sh** you crazy **** pBremer has disconnected ****pBremer has rejoined #occupation pBremer: d**** power need to get that fixed ***zarCOWI has developed IDE ***US units capture saDDAM ***saDDAM joins prison channel #press *** msm has joined #press msm: look, I found bad pictures gross out. people being tortured I thought this game was rated for everyone need to report to hilliary and company zarCOWI: buSH soks. buSH: great now the rating police are going to shut the game down.
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08-09-2005, 05:09 PM
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Re: If World War II Was an RTS
For some reason, this made me think of http://bash.org . so then I went to bash.org. And then suddenly it was an hour later. I blame you Asch.
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08-09-2005, 09:31 PM
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Re: If World War II Was an RTS
I thought that was just, FREAKING AWESOME!
Great stuff!
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