Is that a katana in your pocket....

fr1j0l3 · 03-23-2004, 02:10 PM

Or are you just happy to see me?

Ninja Robbery

hehehe..

**leejo** · 03-23-2004, 02:19 PM

Striking fear in the hearts of convenience store clerks everywhere, emerging from darkness, he strikes and disappears on his Ninja-Bike.

"Who was that goofy bastard?"

"He smelled like garlic."

"I had my .45 under the counter, but he looked so cute I didn't have the heart to use it."

NINJA!!!

fr1j0l3 · 03-24-2004, 11:37 AM

Update: It gets wierder

After robbing the gas station around 5 a.m., he allegedly called the local paper to give them an eye witness description of the crime. The reason was that he, according to Agderposten, only got his hands on some petty change after the robbery. The man now wanted to get a hold of some more money by tipping off the paper.

He told the paper that he had seen the robber.

**leejo** · 03-24-2004, 11:58 AM

Quelle suprise! People who play ninja dress-up and rob convenience stores ain't got what we call the thinkin' skills.

Great story Fr1jol3!

Q · 03-24-2004, 06:55 PM

What a idiot !!!!

Q

PS: couln't let all S&P guys post in this forum

**_Ender_** · 03-24-2004, 06:56 PM

and this is why ninja's could kick the crap out of pirates..

Geisha · 03-24-2004, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Ender_

and this is why ninja's could kick the crap out of pirates..

Au contraire, the fact that he was such a miserable failure seems to argue that pirates are cooler. Obviously the guy would've had much better luck with an eyepatch and a large green parrot!!

HairyNevus · 03-24-2004, 11:24 PM

i would just like to say that this one ninja doesn't represent the lifestyles of ninjas across the country. as a ninja-in-training i can say that most ninjas are here to do good. don't let one incident taint your view of all us ninjas.

**_Ender_** · 03-24-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HairyNevus

i would just like to say that this one ninja doesn't represent the lifestyles of ninjas across the country. as a ninja-in-training i can say that most ninjas are here to do good. don't let one incident taint your view of all us ninjas.

Nothing like changing history..

03-23-2004, 02:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
fr1j0l3 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,342	Is that a katana in your pocket.... Or are you just happy to see me? Ninja Robbery hehehe..

03-23-2004, 02:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Is that a katana in your pocket.... Striking fear in the hearts of convenience store clerks everywhere, emerging from darkness, he strikes and disappears on his Ninja-Bike. "Who was that goofy bastard?" "He smelled like garlic." "I had my .45 under the counter, but he looked so cute I didn't have the heart to use it." NINJA!!!

03-24-2004, 11:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
fr1j0l3 Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,342	Re: Is that a katana in your pocket.... Update: It gets wierder After robbing the gas station around 5 a.m., he allegedly called the local paper to give them an eye witness description of the crime. The reason was that he, according to Agderposten, only got his hands on some petty change after the robbery. The man now wanted to get a hold of some more money by tipping off the paper. He told the paper that he had seen the robber.

03-24-2004, 11:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Is that a katana in your pocket.... Quelle suprise! People who play ninja dress-up and rob convenience stores ain't got what we call the thinkin' skills. Great story Fr1jol3!

03-24-2004, 06:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Q Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: With an old fart (phyllis) Age: 17 Posts: 81	Re: Is that a katana in your pocket.... What a idiot !!!! Q PS: couln't let all S&P guys post in this forum

03-24-2004, 06:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
_Ender_ Join Date: May 2003 Location: I am lost, if you know where I am then please feel free to tell me. Age: 29 Posts: 2,048	Re: Is that a katana in your pocket.... and this is why ninja's could kick the crap out of pirates..

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HairyNevus Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Age: 20 Posts: 869	Re: Is that a katana in your pocket.... i would just like to say that this one ninja doesn't represent the lifestyles of ninjas across the country. as a ninja-in-training i can say that most ninjas are here to do good. don't let one incident taint your view of all us ninjas.

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