Another blond joke . . .

MilesTeg · 09-11-2005, 01:33 AM

Spotted this over at another forum and thought it was too funny not to share.

Quote:

A few days ago I was having some work done at the local Ford Dealership. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car, which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right " there ."

**Acid** · 09-11-2005, 10:09 AM

rofl.

we all need blond jokes. i heard this one from my dad:

Quote:

One blond is one one side of a river and asks the other blond on the other bank, "how to get to the other side." the other blond replys, "you are on the other side."

random question:

have you ever read the Dune series cause the Bashar is named Miles Teg.

MilesTeg · 09-12-2005, 10:27 PM

Yes indeed! I'm just starting Chapterhouse: Dune now.

AzzMan · 09-12-2005, 10:43 PM

Dune was supposedly good. Never read it though.

**Acid** · 09-13-2005, 08:19 PM

wow, me too. what a quinkidink

i think its the greatest book ever written.

AzzMan · 09-13-2005, 08:42 PM

How many books are in the series?

Wintermute · 09-14-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by black death5

i think its the greatest book ever written.

As good as Dune is, it's not exactly Dickens.

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