Cop Funnys

04-02-2004, 03:57 AM

1:) A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy
was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road
with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to
just sell lemonade!)

2:) A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

3:) A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper
Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was
a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She
was laughing too hard to start her car.

Q · 04-02-2004, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FireMarshall

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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper
Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers
Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was
a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She
was laughing too hard to start her car.

ROFLAMO....

en4rcment · 04-02-2004, 09:39 AM

Quote:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

I always like that one!!!!

Vap0r · 04-02-2004, 01:55 PM

Hahahaha top marks to them people

04-02-2004, 03:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
FireMarshal Guest Posts: n/a	Cop Funnys 1:) A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) 2:) A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 3:) A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball. "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

04-02-2004, 01:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Vap0r Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 310	Re: Cop Funnys Hahahaha top marks to them people

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