Trooper

I was sitting in class and was wanting to win the lottery....so i mentioned it to a freind and he said it just wouldnt happen, i was dumb founded, why couldnt i do it i asked him....he replyed im just not white trashy enough....yep he was right....i had something that most lotto winners dont have....the non-white-trash gene. but im here to say we came up with 5 easy steps to becomeing the next lotto winner...

1..become so white trashy that your paycheck no longer goes to liquir now it goes to the 25 minutes waits in the lotto line...
2..Buy an entire pay checks worth a month of lotto tickets
3..when you win you spend all the money before you actually get any of it
4..Over spend what you would actually have won.....so now you are in debt..again
5.. repeat...you go get your old job back and start all over again...



*note may not work in all states...must look at the english/illegal immagrants ratio to see if this applies

my freinds i am here to say that this is a tried and true method to winning the lotto..

disclaimer
*hopefully i dint offend anyone...if so...email turbo cuase he will be handleing any hate mail.

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that sounds like a good idea trooper.
-Vulcan

Pickle

You won't win in California either. You speak English.

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perry

Someone from Marion without the white-trash gene... Yous not from 'round here is ya boy?

Trooper

heck no im from ohio-ia....imma a rare breed in this town.....rare

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that sounds like a good idea trooper.
-Vulcan

Mishkan

To actually get all the lotto tickets (basing this off Texas Mega Millions with 56 numbers)
You would have to spend
$458,377,920 (duh math)
So unless its mega-billions you're screwed

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