Lucky Shot

The Detroit Lions losing record of recent year has brought people worldwide to ask for regime change...



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DETROIT, MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Detroit,
MI courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with
child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained
to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him
more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the
judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out
that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge
took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should
have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions,
whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Delta_Swift

Ouch! That's harsh

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Trooper

did you see last weekt that guy running around the stadium holding that sign saying fire millen....the security guards cuaght him and the offical press release said thats the first thing the lions have cuaght all year

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that sounds like a good idea trooper.
-Vulcan

Turbo

During the last game this season I heard they are staging a walkout with a Millien Man march around the stadium afterwards.

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