This is why humanity will ultimately fail

SmokingTarpan · 12-15-2005, 03:55 PM

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

We'll spend time and resources to make penguins lose weight. In the winter. When extra weight actually helps them survive.

Can't have Fatty McFatfat penguins now, can we?

Steeler · 12-15-2005, 04:04 PM

You underestimate the possible military applications of an army of adonis penguin glacial warriors. You really expect a flabby penguin to haul a ten-pound whimsically painted ballistic missile around Gotham city?

**Wyzcrak** · 12-15-2005, 04:05 PM

What? This thread isn't about WoW?

Mateo · 12-15-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Wyzcrak

What? This thread isn't about WoW?

Funny, I'm certain this thread is about NATURAL SELECTION.

Mister_Penguin · 12-15-2005, 06:00 PM

*phew* hooo!

**Wyzcrak** · 12-15-2005, 06:58 PM

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Niiice, Mateo. Niiice.

**Vinzalf** · 12-15-2005, 07:44 PM

Haven't we killed enough humans by presenting the idea that fat = bad?

Steel_Penguin · 12-15-2005, 09:34 PM

You guys got something against penguins?

munchkin · 12-15-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Steel_Penguin

You guys got something against penguins?

Ordinarily, I wouldn't take any backtalk from birds. But this guy is made of steel. That could hurt.

JimmyTwoHand · 12-16-2005, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokingTarpan

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

We'll spend time and resources to make penguins lose weight. In the winter. When extra weight actually helps them survive.

Can't have Fatty McFatfat penguins now, can we?

Its ok, pretty soon we will have melted the icecaps completely and they will have to adapt to a tropical Arctic climate (or is it Antarctic? my penguin knowledgebase is quite slim.) I vote that they should also be shaved and issued RayBans and chilled cocktails to prepare them for this eventuality.

12-16-2005, 12:15 PM

Penguins are Antarctic.. stupid coke commerc ials are making everyone stupid.. polar bears and penguins don't live ANYWHERE near eachother.

YOu thought people around the world would do smart things.. oh boy.. i got a book you need to read .. "The Darwin Awards" read that and your whole view of humaity changes... we should leave the penguins alone b4 they get really mad and kick our arses!

My gf is mad cuz i bought a penguin shower curtain to match my penguin shower radio and towels..

JimmyTwoHand · 12-16-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by lokka

Penguins are Antarctic.. stupid coke commerc ials are making everyone stupid.. polar bears and penguins don't live ANYWHERE near eachother.

Who mentioned polar bears? Shaving a polar bear would just be silly although they would look cooler than penguins if they both sported wrap arounds.

|TG| B · 12-16-2005, 01:28 PM

Japan's Winter is a joke with its whole nation surrounded by sea water. Penguins will be fine.

Steel_Penguin · 12-16-2005, 01:30 PM

Soon you will feel the wrath or my penguin army. Penguins have been discriminated against long enough and it's time we rise up and overthrow our homo sapien overlords. I have outfitted my ranks with head lasers and we attack at dawn.

Viva la (how do you say penguin in spanish?) revolution!!!

JimmyTwoHand · 12-16-2005, 02:25 PM

pinguino i believe...lets just hope there is some sort of slippery slope which requires basic balance to traverse between us. That should stop the pinguino hordes.

12-15-2005, 03:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
SmokingTarpan Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,445	This is why humanity will ultimately fail http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html We'll spend time and resources to make penguins lose weight. In the winter. When extra weight actually helps them survive. Can't have Fatty McFatfat penguins now, can we? __________________ [squadl] "I am the prettiest african-american, vietnamese..cong..person." -SugarNCamo

12-15-2005, 04:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Steeler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Taxachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 2,925	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail You underestimate the possible military applications of an army of adonis penguin glacial warriors. You really expect a flabby penguin to haul a ten-pound whimsically painted ballistic missile around Gotham city? __________________

12-15-2005, 04:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
Wyzcrak Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 14,138	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail What? This thread isn't about WoW? __________________ Steam Community? Add me. \| Join #tacticalgamer \| Search Results Legend \| New Posts Forum Filter \| Postbox Toggle \| Live Thread Review \| One Line Results \| Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.

12-15-2005, 06:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mister_Penguin Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 73	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail phew hooo!

12-15-2005, 06:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Wyzcrak Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 14,138	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Niiice, Mateo. Niiice. __________________ Steam Community? Add me. \| Join #tacticalgamer \| Search Results Legend \| New Posts Forum Filter \| Postbox Toggle \| Live Thread Review \| One Line Results \| Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.

12-15-2005, 07:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Vinzalf Join Date: May 2003 Location: Minnesota Age: 23 Posts: 1,753	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail Haven't we killed enough humans by presenting the idea that fat = bad? __________________ RAWGRLRLRLRRLGLRL!!! Nations are like individuals: they achieve more when they plan to plant a tiny tree, and do it, than when they propose to raise an entire forest and then fall asleep in the furrows. I AM socializing artard, I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world and getting XP with my party using Teamspeak

12-15-2005, 09:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
Steel_Penguin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida,USA Age: 20 Posts: 1,970	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail You guys got something against penguins? __________________ _____________________ ---

12-16-2005, 12:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
lokka Guest Posts: n/a	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail Penguins are Antarctic.. stupid coke commerc ials are making everyone stupid.. polar bears and penguins don't live ANYWHERE near eachother. YOu thought people around the world would do smart things.. oh boy.. i got a book you need to read .. "The Darwin Awards" read that and your whole view of humaity changes... we should leave the penguins alone b4 they get really mad and kick our arses! My gf is mad cuz i bought a penguin shower curtain to match my penguin shower radio and towels..

12-16-2005, 01:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
\|TG\| B Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Texas, USA Posts: 726	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail Japan's Winter is a joke with its whole nation surrounded by sea water. Penguins will be fine.

12-16-2005, 01:30 PM	#14 (permalink)
Steel_Penguin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida,USA Age: 20 Posts: 1,970	Re: This is why humanity will ultimately fail Soon you will feel the wrath or my penguin army. Penguins have been discriminated against long enough and it's time we rise up and overthrow our homo sapien overlords. I have outfitted my ranks with head lasers and we attack at dawn. Viva la (how do you say penguin in spanish?) revolution!!! __________________ _____________________ ---

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