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A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
Man Accidentally Kills Self Practicing Cowboy Action Shooting
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
Wow, thats weird, but it doesen't beat the dude who impaled himself on his garden gnome and died.
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
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He wasn't "in love" with his garden gnome was he? |
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
guess he dint breath out for long shots
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
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But there was another time I heard about a guy who fell off his roof and did a face plant onto a massive electric drill that was lying point up. Somehow he lived, just lost a eye. ![]()
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill-- "O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae |
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
Leo,
How could you post such a delicious story without a link? OMGosh!
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
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EDIT: I have another: A guy was hiking in alalska or somewhere and fell down a hill, icepick in hand. On the way down we managed to stick the entire length of the pick exept the head down his leg, inside the skin. I'm talking full size pick here, it ran his whole leg and out the bottom. 100% true.
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling that thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety is a miserable creature, who has no chance at being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself. -- John Stuart Mill-- "O xein angellein lakedaimoniois hoti tede keimetha tois keinon rhemasi peithomenoi"- Monument, Thermopylae |
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
Doh! That ain't right
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
I love american news. The other sample stories on there have titles such as "Man Accused Of Exposing Self Blames Wardrobe Malfunction" and "Man Caught In Strip Club Ceiling" or "'Garage-Door' Burglar Steals Food From 5 Homes". You just cant male this stuff up.
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida
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Indeed JimmyTwoHand, its just so amusing somtime what makes it onto our news. ![]() Anyone ever hear about the dead whale in NC or somwhere being blown up by a over eager demolition crew, showering homes around the beach for about a mile with whale-chunks?
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