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Old 12-21-2005, 02:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida

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Old 12-21-2005, 02:13 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Wow, thats weird, but it doesen't beat the dude who impaled himself on his garden gnome and died.
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:14 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida

I thought cowboys shot from the hip at indians and glass bottles...
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Wow, thats weird, but it doesen't beat the dude who impaled himself on his garden gnome and died.
LINK!!!

He wasn't "in love" with his garden gnome was he?
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I thought cowboys shot from the hip at indians and glass bottles...
Correct. Apparently sometimes they miss.
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guess he dint breath out for long shots
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Old 12-21-2005, 02:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida

Naturally it is Florida.
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He wasn't "in love" with his garden gnome was he?
Hahaha, no, he was watering his lawn and triped. Sorry, I don't have a link, its just somthing I remember from, like, a year ago. Strangely, he too was in Florida. Miami, I think.

But there was another time I heard about a guy who fell off his roof and did a face plant onto a massive electric drill that was lying point up. Somehow he lived, just lost a eye.
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Re: A rootin tootin racking frackin dead guy in Florida

Leo,

How could you post such a delicious story without a link? OMGosh!
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Leo,

How could you post such a delicious story without a link? OMGosh!
Heh, didin't mean to be a tease, I'm a sucker for stories like this and they just stick in my head. But I can garruntee those stories are 100% true. I'd post a link, but I heard about them by word of mouth.


EDIT: I have another: A guy was hiking in alalska or somewhere and fell down a hill, icepick in hand. On the way down we managed to stick the entire length of the pick exept the head down his leg, inside the skin. I'm talking full size pick here, it ran his whole leg and out the bottom. 100% true.
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I don't think delicious means what you think it means.
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Old 12-21-2005, 04:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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Doh! That ain't right
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I worked in an emergency room in college and saw all sorts of fun things. Delicious to say the least.
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I love american news. The other sample stories on there have titles such as "Man Accused Of Exposing Self Blames Wardrobe Malfunction" and "Man Caught In Strip Club Ceiling" or "'Garage-Door' Burglar Steals Food From 5 Homes". You just cant male this stuff up.
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I worked in an emergency room in college and saw all sorts of fun things. Delicious to say the least.
HA! Misuse of words =

Indeed JimmyTwoHand, its just so amusing somtime what makes it onto our news.

Anyone ever hear about the dead whale in NC or somwhere being blown up by a over eager demolition crew, showering homes around the beach for about a mile with whale-chunks?
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