I pwn noobs - Page 3

munchkin · 02-01-2006, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokingTarpan

My boss and I used to counter people's leetspeak with long drawn out phrases that said similar things. "I despise your complete lack of skill which ultimately allowed me to render your body lifeless with almost no effort of my own, taking nary a wound myself."

People were entertained, in the least.

Primal screams worked for me.

freekyE · 02-01-2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokingTarpan

.........taking nary a wound myself.

LMAO!!! nary!!! lol!!!!!!!

Bommando · 02-02-2006, 03:28 AM

How school has changed. In my day, if nerds dared to bring their underworld into the classroom, we'd perform "The Turtle" on them.

"The Turtle" is where you push a small child with a backpack full of chemistry books onto their back in the sun. You would then stand around and watch as they flailed around trying to overwhelm the weight of their backpack and return to their feet. Hours of fun.

Back on topic:

I try to help noobs rather than pwn them. Then we can get back to the really fun task of just pwning Wulfyn.

munchkin · 02-02-2006, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bommando

How school has changed. In my day...

..we invented the sundial and the wheel, and dragons roamed the earth.

Wintermute · 02-02-2006, 01:14 PM

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Teaching you grandmother to cuck eggs

You are all n00bs at English

. This phrase has nothing to do with pwnage. It is what an impudent young person does when they try to educate their elders and betters. Grandmothers are experts at sucking shelled hardboiled eggs because that is all they can eat since their teeth have fallen out (this expression predates affordable dentures).

Trying to teach your grandmother to suck eggs is like trying to teach Bill Gates to use DOS.

**CingularDuality** · 02-02-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Wintermute

Grandmothers are experts at sucking shelled hardboiled eggs because...

Are you saying that this is a literal expression? That in England, people really do suck eggs?

02-02-2006, 03:28 AM	#33 (permalink)
Bommando Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 30 Posts: 4,294	Re: I pwn noobs How school has changed. In my day, if nerds dared to bring their underworld into the classroom, we'd perform "The Turtle" on them. "The Turtle" is where you push a small child with a backpack full of chemistry books onto their back in the sun. You would then stand around and watch as they flailed around trying to overwhelm the weight of their backpack and return to their feet. Hours of fun. Back on topic: I try to help noobs rather than pwn them. Then we can get back to the really fun task of just pwning Wulfyn.

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