Two People meet..

**P8riot** · 02-23-2006, 07:59 PM

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, " she replies. . . . . "

She says:

"You just happened to catch my eye."

**Trooper** · 02-23-2006, 08:01 PM

we need a cheesy rep button, lol

icky · 02-23-2006, 09:43 PM

*groan*

aeroripper · 02-24-2006, 12:51 AM

You just creeped me out big time right now p8...

**P8riot** · 02-24-2006, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aeroripper

You just creeped me out big time right now p8...

ROFLMAO.. right on..

Delta_Swift · 02-24-2006, 02:49 AM

da dum dum chhhhhhhhhh!

JMJ · 02-24-2006, 08:59 AM

bannination for extreme cheesiness!!!!

**Trooper** · 02-24-2006, 09:45 AM

Bannition

\Ban*ni"tion\, n. [LL. bannitio. See Banish.] The act of expulsion. [Obs.] --Abp. Laud.

icky · 02-24-2006, 12:12 PM

No, it's BANNINATION!

To BANNINATE.

**Trooper** · 02-24-2006, 12:15 PM

o come on, i cant spell and i knew that was wrong.

**Quest Shady** · 02-24-2006, 03:48 PM

LOL What is cheesier the joke or the Burger King commercials....

ROFLMAO

02-23-2006, 07:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
P8riot Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bradenton, FL Age: 38 Posts: 2,842	Two People meet.. A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! "You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No, " she replies. . . . . " She says: "You just happened to catch my eye." __________________ Age of Conan: Tharashk (Taxiarchos), Thaumiel (alt), guild Ars Tactika - Cimmeria XBox360 GamerTag: P8riotOne (but it might also be my son playing - he can game with TG tho!)

02-23-2006, 08:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,894	Re: Two People meet.. we need a cheesy rep button, lol __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

02-23-2006, 09:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
icky Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ottawa Valley Posts: 6,154	Re: Two People meet.. groan __________________ Peace through fear... since 1947!

02-24-2006, 12:51 AM	#4 (permalink)
aeroripper Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 25 Posts: 2,291	Re: Two People meet.. You just creeped me out big time right now p8...

02-24-2006, 02:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
Delta_Swift Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: North Carolina Age: 22 Posts: 455	Re: Two People meet.. da dum dum chhhhhhhhhh! __________________ \|TG\|Delta_Swift

02-24-2006, 08:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,077	Re: Two People meet.. bannination for extreme cheesiness!!!!

02-24-2006, 09:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,894	Re: Two People meet.. Bannition \Ban*ni"tion\, n. [LL. bannitio. See Banish.] The act of expulsion. [Obs.] --Abp. Laud. __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

02-24-2006, 12:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
icky Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ottawa Valley Posts: 6,154	Re: Two People meet.. No, it's BANNINATION! To BANNINATE. __________________ Peace through fear... since 1947!

02-24-2006, 12:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,894	Re: Two People meet.. o come on, i cant spell and i knew that was wrong. __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

02-24-2006, 03:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Quest Shady Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brandon, FL Age: 37 Posts: 806	Re: Two People meet.. LOL What is cheesier the joke or the Burger King commercials.... ROFLMAO __________________ TG CS:S SOPs \|TG CS:S Admins \| SUPPORTING MEMBERSHIPS Health and Wellness are not accidents. Take Action Now!

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