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02-24-2006, 03:03 PM
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Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy
From the Letterman Show
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy 10. "Your saddle is Versace" 9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'" 8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'" 7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'" 6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower" 5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'" 4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers" 3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea" 2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon" 1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse" |
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02-24-2006, 03:50 PM
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Re: Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy
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02-24-2006, 05:28 PM
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Re: Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy
The Sheriff's a near!
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02-24-2006, 06:38 PM
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Re: Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy
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"Oh boys!! Look what I have." "Where the white women at?" lol classic.  |
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02-25-2006, 09:53 PM
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Re: Top 10 signs you're a gay cowboy
Excuse me while I whip this out.....
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