Natalie Portman on SNL

Gixxer_USMC · 03-06-2006, 05:13 PM

For all you Natalie Portman fans ... here is a clip from last weekends Saturday Night Live ...

Natalie Raps !

Hilarious !!!

My gut still hurts from laughing !!!!

AMosely · 03-06-2006, 05:27 PM

I don't know how many of the lyrics in this one were spoofs, but the "we want to f___ you Natalie" lines were straight out of N.W.A. - not necessarily a fitting tribute, but I caught it.

I was more impressed with the 'Chronic-what-cles of Narnia" - another short by Samberg and Parnell. 'Young Chuck Norris' was also pretty good. I like those guys - it's about time SNL picked up some talent.

**Wyzcrak** · 03-06-2006, 05:30 PM

Folks were talking about this in #tacticalgamer this morning. Made me chuckle.

AzzMan · 03-06-2006, 05:45 PM

lmfao I've seen the Young Chuck Norris thing, which is awesome.

Santa · 03-06-2006, 06:08 PM

Didnt know she cut her hair like that. Much hotter with it long...

Gixxer_USMC · 03-06-2006, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TG_Santa

Didnt know she cut her hair like that. Much hotter with it long...

She cut here hair short for a movie that she shot ..... But I agree ... I like it better long .....
If you like Natalie ... check out the movie CLOSER ...... hot !

Keres · 03-06-2006, 06:19 PM

In case anyone else had trouble getting that link to work, here's another link:
http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/
Pretty funny

Coridon · 03-06-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by TG_Santa

Didnt know she cut her hair like that. Much hotter with it long...

I'm actually surprised by this, Santa! She cut it for V is for Vendetta, and her hair was buzz cut for all the ROTS stuff back in April/May 2005.

The reason I guess I'm surprised is...you're a 15 year old male and you don't follow the goings on of Natalie Portman??

Not to mention, "V" is played by Hugo Weaving, who played Agent Smith in the Matrix trilogy, who used to be your avatar...

tsk tsk...

Steel_Penguin · 03-06-2006, 06:44 PM

I couldn't stop laughing after i saw that Natalie raps thing. It was just waaaay to funny.

And i'm split between long hair and shoulder length Natalie in terms of hotness.

IceCold · 03-06-2006, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Gixxer_USMC

She cut here hair short for a movie that she shot ..... But I agree ... I like it better long .....
If you like Natalie ... check out the movie CLOSER ...... hot !

I agree with the long-hair sentiments, too.

And if you want to feel dirty while thinking about her, watch Léon (The Professional).

**GhostintheShell** · 03-09-2006, 10:51 PM

Thats just over the line disgusting, she was practically a baby in that movie.
What was she, like 10-12 in the professional?

AzzMan · 03-09-2006, 10:55 PM

Oh dude Ice, Gits is calling you out.

btw she was 13, born in 81 and the movie came out in 94

it's also the second best movie ever created

Adrielle · 03-10-2006, 12:26 AM

LOL--that was pretty hilarious.

I like her short hair, ... it emphasizes her bone structure.

...

I'll go hide in my girly corner, now. :x

**CingularDuality** · 03-10-2006, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by GhostintheShell

Thats just over the line disgusting, she was practically a baby in that movie.
What was she, like 10-12 in the professional?

But wasn't that the point of the movie? Life forces little girl to grow up fast, hitman falls in love, but is it a father/daughter relationship, or is there more?

It's an excellent film.

**Rincewind** · 03-10-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Gixxer_USMC

She cut here hair short for a movie that she shot ..... But I agree ... I like it better long .....
If you like Natalie ... check out the movie THE PROFESSIONAL ...... hot !

Creepy...

Just to get it out of the way: Natalie Portman. Hot Grits. Pants. Naked and petrified.

ALSO, I got a new avatar out of it, so hey +rep

03-06-2006, 05:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Gixxer_USMC Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Michigan Age: 41 Posts: 729	Natalie Portman on SNL For all you Natalie Portman fans ... here is a clip from last weekends Saturday Night Live ... Natalie Raps ! Hilarious !!! My gut still hurts from laughing !!!! __________________ \|TG-7th\| Gixxer_USMC *" Winners Never Quit ..... Quitters Never Win "* [combat][squadl][conduct][defense3][medic] [armor][tog-c1][tg-c2][ma-c1][taw-c1]

03-06-2006, 05:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
AMosely Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine Age: 34 Posts: 2,793	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL I don't know how many of the lyrics in this one were spoofs, but the "we want to f___ you Natalie" lines were straight out of N.W.A. - not necessarily a fitting tribute, but I caught it. I was more impressed with the 'Chronic-what-cles of Narnia" - another short by Samberg and Parnell. 'Young Chuck Norris' was also pretty good. I like those guys - it's about time SNL picked up some talent.

03-06-2006, 05:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Wyzcrak Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 14,148	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL Folks were talking about this in #tacticalgamer this morning. Made me chuckle. __________________ Steam Community? Add me. \| Join #tacticalgamer \| Search Results Legend \| New Posts Forum Filter \| Postbox Toggle \| Live Thread Review \| One Line Results \| Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.

03-06-2006, 05:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
AzzMan Banned Join Date: May 2005 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Age: 17 Posts: 1,774	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL lmfao I've seen the Young Chuck Norris thing, which is awesome.

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Santa Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 19 Posts: 3,355	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL Didnt know she cut her hair like that. Much hotter with it long...

03-06-2006, 06:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
Keres Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Loganville, Georgia Age: 20 Posts: 498	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL In case anyone else had trouble getting that link to work, here's another link: http://www.devilducky.com/media/42822/ Pretty funny __________________ -------- Zephyr: Besides Wyzcrak and his godly voice; the kind of voice that you will expect to say "Zephyr, I need you to build an ark at Marine Start, with room for two of every structure so that I may turret spam for 40 days and 40 nights" that is. Squeak:Sometimes I'm awed by zibs genius. Then I remember he's Canadian and I feel significantly less threatened.

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Steel_Penguin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida,USA Age: 20 Posts: 1,970	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL I couldn't stop laughing after i saw that Natalie raps thing. It was just waaaay to funny. And i'm split between long hair and shoulder length Natalie in terms of hotness. __________________ _____________________ ---

03-09-2006, 10:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
GhostintheShell Join Date: May 2003 Location: Guelph, Ontario Age: 37 Posts: 963	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL Thats just over the line disgusting, she was practically a baby in that movie. What was she, like 10-12 in the professional? __________________ Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter. Ernest Hemingway, "On the Blue Water," Esquire, April 1936

03-09-2006, 10:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
AzzMan Banned Join Date: May 2005 Location: Daytona Beach, FL Age: 17 Posts: 1,774	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL Oh dude Ice, Gits is calling you out. btw she was 13, born in 81 and the movie came out in 94 it's also the second best movie ever created

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Adrielle Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Spencer, NY Age: 23 Posts: 745	Re: Natalie Portman on SNL LOL--that was pretty hilarious. I like her short hair, ... it emphasizes her bone structure. ... I'll go hide in my girly corner, now. :x __________________

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