Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant

**leejo** · 03-27-2006, 07:02 PM

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.ph...7-123033-1230r

Quote:

NEWARK, N.J., March 27 (UPI) -- An embarrassing hole in security surrounding former U.S. President Bill Clinton turned up when one of his chauffeurs was found to be a wanted man.

Shahzad Qureshi, 42, was in one of three cars awaiting Clinton at Newark Airport last week when a Port Authority policeman happened to check license plate numbers.

The computer came back showing the Pakistani national had skipped a residency-status hearing in 2000, and a deportation order had been issued by the Immigration and Naturalization Service, the New York Post reported.

Qureshi was still in jail Monday awaiting immigration processing, the report said.

Hilarious.

Ransack · 03-27-2006, 10:14 PM

" I did not have chauffeur relations with that man, Mr. Quereshi"......

**Trooper** · 03-27-2006, 10:20 PM

and here come the clinton jokes....

"close but no cigar"

**leejo** · 03-27-2006, 10:34 PM

Well here's another funny way of looking at it: Secret Service Allows Former President To Be Driven By Illegal Alien From Pakistan.

Has a nice ring to it doesn't it?

I guess in all honesty it probably doesn't matter. They screen for weapons, not visas.

Steeler · 03-27-2006, 11:08 PM

If the car was registered in his name, sounds like this was a private service they hired. It's not like the nanny was an illegal. Those stories ARE amusing.

**Trooper** · 03-27-2006, 11:09 PM

Yeah i was kind of wondering that myself, why would they run the plates and they come up in the drivers name and not clintons, so its not clintons fault its the private companies fault for hiring him...

TychoCelchuuu · 03-27-2006, 11:41 PM

You'd be suprised how many people in Washington would be in jail if everything was right in the world

**leejo** · 03-28-2006, 01:07 AM

The hell you say! I wouldn't be surprised one little bit.

TychoCelchuuu · 03-28-2006, 01:18 AM

Well, how about amused. Or something. I dunno, you'd feel different than you would today, probably.

Bah, maybe not. Seriously, we're really going down the drain these days when most people are pretty convinced that half the people they voted for are crooks :/

03-27-2006, 10:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ransack Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern Virginia Age: 39 Posts: 469	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant " I did not have chauffeur relations with that man, Mr. Quereshi"...... __________________ \|TG-1stMIP\| Ransack 1st Mechanized Infantry Platoon (C-Team)

03-27-2006, 10:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,894	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant and here come the clinton jokes.... "close but no cigar" __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

03-27-2006, 10:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant Well here's another funny way of looking at it: Secret Service Allows Former President To Be Driven By Illegal Alien From Pakistan. Has a nice ring to it doesn't it? I guess in all honesty it probably doesn't matter. They screen for weapons, not visas.

03-27-2006, 11:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Steeler Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Taxachusetts Age: 30 Posts: 2,952	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant If the car was registered in his name, sounds like this was a private service they hired. It's not like the nanny was an illegal. Those stories ARE amusing. __________________

03-27-2006, 11:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,894	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant Yeah i was kind of wondering that myself, why would they run the plates and they come up in the drivers name and not clintons, so its not clintons fault its the private companies fault for hiring him... __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

03-27-2006, 11:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
TychoCelchuuu Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 19 Posts: 1,776	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant You'd be suprised how many people in Washington would be in jail if everything was right in the world __________________ \|TG-Irr\|TychoCelchuuu

03-28-2006, 01:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant The hell you say! I wouldn't be surprised one little bit.

03-28-2006, 01:18 AM	#9 (permalink)
TychoCelchuuu Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 19 Posts: 1,776	Re: Clinton chauffeur an illegal immigrant Well, how about amused. Or something. I dunno, you'd feel different than you would today, probably. Bah, maybe not. Seriously, we're really going down the drain these days when most people are pretty convinced that half the people they voted for are crooks :/ __________________ \|TG-Irr\|TychoCelchuuu

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