HSantal

* Some original words have been replaced with less offensive ones *

The Best Chain Letter Ever


Hello, my name is Gil, and I suffer from the guilt of not
forwarding 50 billion freaking chain letters sent to me by people
who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old
girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to
raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck
parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are
you?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I'll get lucky with a model I just happen to run into the next day!"

What a bunch of bs!


Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house
and goose me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter
that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Screw them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards
about 90 times. I don't freaking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
our own unpopularity. The point being? If you get some chain
letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the
rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in
Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per
letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know.( The Irony )

Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous
and will consume your genitals. Have a nice day.


P.S. Send me 15 bucks

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Wintermute

LMAO

Did you ever see that South Park with the quadraplegic-midget-in-a-bikini-tied-to-a-donkey reporting the news?

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DudeMan

and yet santal has forwarded it... did you think your underware was going to change/?? lol