Didn't have zoos like this when I was a kid

SmokingTarpan · 05-16-2006, 11:16 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

**leejo** · 05-16-2006, 12:24 PM

Bear: Dude I've got the munchies so bad I could eat a monkey.

**DigitalAssassin** · 05-16-2006, 12:35 PM

Other Bear: OK, you go get it and bring it back here...

**loyalguard** · 05-16-2006, 12:41 PM

Father Bear: I thought I told you two to stop smoking this Eucalyptus leaves!

**CingularDuality** · 05-16-2006, 02:38 PM

Being a long time member of the San Diego Zoological Society, I've always had a perverse desire to see one of the big cat exhibits open up into one of the large field exhibits at the Wild Animal Park.

Sumluv59 · 05-16-2006, 03:17 PM

Monkey 2: Dude, stop throwing your turd at those bears. They're going to get pissed.

**leejo** · 05-16-2006, 03:45 PM

Wouldn't it be funny if that was the same monkey from the video with the tiger. Pop quiz: would that be ironic?

Eggplant999 · 05-16-2006, 08:07 PM

http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html

Sumluv59 · 05-16-2006, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eggplant999

http://www.local6.com/news/3887764/detail.html

"The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African lions and shouted 'Jesus will save you,' according to the report."

Was the zoo keeper's name Jesus?

**leejo** · 05-16-2006, 10:12 PM

mmm well yeah that dude dodged one. I can see God hooking a brother up who is *thrown* into a lion's den against his will, but there's two problems with this scenario:

1) There are several admonitions in the Bible against testing the Lord. The typical scenario is jumping from a cliff and relying on God for an intervention.
2) That's just stoopid.

**CingularDuality** · 05-17-2006, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leejo

Pop quiz: would that be ironic?

Most definitely!

ScratchMonkey · 05-17-2006, 08:49 AM

I don't have to run faster than the bear, I just have to run faster than y.... Oh, crap, RUN!

**leejo** · 05-17-2006, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CingularDuality

Most definitely!

No! It would be a concidence.

**CingularDuality** · 05-17-2006, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leejo

It would be a concidence.

Ah, but an ironic coincidence, to be sure!

05-16-2006, 11:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
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leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Didn't have zoos like this when I was a kid Bear: Dude I've got the munchies so bad I could eat a monkey.

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05-16-2006, 03:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Didn't have zoos like this when I was a kid Wouldn't it be funny if that was the same monkey from the video with the tiger. Pop quiz: would that be ironic?

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05-16-2006, 10:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: Didn't have zoos like this when I was a kid mmm well yeah that dude dodged one. I can see God hooking a brother up who is thrown into a lion's den against his will, but there's two problems with this scenario: 1) There are several admonitions in the Bible against testing the Lord. The typical scenario is jumping from a cliff and relying on God for an intervention. 2) That's just stoopid.

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