oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") - Page 12

Pickle · 10-27-2006, 07:58 PM

My neighbor situation has calmed down a bit. Other than their pitbull barking a 2am. I think it knew I was about to kill it

. I haven't had anymore 4am wake up calls by the po-po calling to them over the PA for them to come out of the house peacefully. But I did see this am and thought of you guys and this thread.

It is not as bad as JMJ's neighbors or some of the other pics but to me it is indicitive of how they behave. No they are not on vacation.

**CingularDuality** · 10-28-2006, 05:57 AM

Damn, I must be white trash... We get those damn "free newspapers" thrown in our driveway twice a week and I don't pick 'em up right away. I'd like to catch the bastard that delivers 'em and throw 'em back at him!

**sordavie** · 10-28-2006, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMJ

Heh, look who stopped by to say "hi" to the neighbors today. For those of you who can't make out the side of the van, it says "ANIMAL CONTROL"

Is that a pot that they are using for a garbage can?

Pickle · 10-28-2006, 04:08 PM

CD, they subscribe!

JMJ · 10-29-2006, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sordavie

Is that a pot that they are using for a garbage can?

I'm not sure what those pots are...but someone asked earlier if those were windchimes on the mailbox.....yes, they are

Nothing new really, still a mess in the yard. However, I hardly ever hear Marmaduke bark anymore....in fact, I haven't heard him in quite a while. Maybe they got rid of him?

It took a while, but I think all the complaining from the neighbors finally helped them see the error of their ways. Now if we chould just get the yard cleaned....

JMJ · 02-13-2007, 01:09 PM

Okay, so I haven't updated this thread in a long time. That doesn't mean that they've been good neighbors, because they haven't. Right now it's winter and we have a little snow on the ground, just enough to see all the dogcrap all over their yard. What a beautiful sight it is, let me tell you. Now that I think about it, there is a city ordinance against having too much dog crap in your yard.

The sink finally made it's way off the deck, but it didn't get too far. It got to the end of the driveway, upside down in the grass. The front door looks absolutely AWFUL. It was originally yellow, and they painted it a dark green. now it's dark green with big patches of yellow showing from Marmaduke scratching at the door. He can reach all the way to the top of the door.

The beagle still follows the mailman around barking non-stop. He stays just far enough away that the mailman's pepperspray can't reach him. I am going to give the mailman a can of OC that I have, it's a stream and should go about 12-15 feet. At least that will reach the dog.

Over Christmas the fire department showed up for a reported call of a fire. He was burning a couch in a 55 gallon drum in his backyard. I wasn't even home, but he blamed the call on me. It actually came from a lady up the street.

Sunday (feb 11th) he took down some of his Christmas lights, but not all of them.

I gotta get you all some more pictures

**Rincewind** · 02-13-2007, 04:32 PM

OMG. This truly is the neighbor from hell. Thanks for the update!

**Trooper** · 02-13-2007, 04:41 PM

i was starting to get worried. Havent seen you active for awhile dint know if he killed or ate you.

**RandomGuy** · 02-13-2007, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMJ

He was burning a couch in a 55 gallon drum in his backyard.

Excuse me while I catch my breath from laughing...

Seriously, that must be a serious offense and fine, right?

Boot · 02-13-2007, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMJ

Over Christmas the fire department showed up for a reported call of a fire. He was burning a couch in a 55 gallon drum in his backyard. I wasn't even home, but he blamed the call on me. It actually came from a lady up the street.

You sure it was a couch, or is that just what he told the cops when they noticed an arm and a couple legs sticking out the top of the drum?

"Really, officer, it's one of them art decore couches..."

JMJ · 02-13-2007, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boot

You sure it was a couch, or is that just what he told the cops when they noticed an arm and a couple legs sticking out the top of the drum?

Nah, it was a couch...they were hacking it up into pieces on the driveway so it would fit in the drum...I have no idea what was in the cushions though

**Acid** · 02-13-2007, 07:55 PM

I can see where your avatar may come into play

. A couch in a 55gal drum? These people are crazy.

Acreo Aeneas · 02-13-2007, 08:19 PM

Wow...sounds like most of the neighbors around my neighborhood (except for some).

Hey at least you don't have rascals and misfits living a few doors down from you JMJ. Let me see if I can recite the incidents that have happened in the last half a decade.

1) 3 kids, whose parents are complete wasted drunks 5 out of 7 days, have beat my little sister up twice. In the summer time, they can be found hitting some of our nice neighbor's fences with their aluminum baseball bats. They also did some garage roof hopping one fine evening. They started jumping up and down on every garage roof in my whole darn side of the block (including my garage). My mother has called the cops 3 times on those kids and rudely enough, 2 of those 3 times the "white" cop defended the overly wasted mother and her bastard kids from hell (pardon my language).

2) Another group of teenagers who frequently smoke weed openly on the street decided it would be funny and break my dad's and my neighbor's minivan's back window (neighbor had just bought a new '04 dodge caravan). Called the police, filed a report, and nothing was done. The rear windshield cost $400 to fix and 2 weeks without a car.

3) I walking home from school, long day (early spring last year), and these same 3 kids (from above), their parents, and some relatives are sitting outside their home talking. I walk by, what do the kiddies do? They hit me smack dab in my knees with their dang aluminum baseball bats. I nearly loose it with my anger and was about to grab the little bastard and toss him against the brick wall. As I'm about to push the little brat away, the grandmother yells at me: "What the [bleep] are you doing [bleep]? They're just having fun!". I say in return: "Hey [bleep] [bleep] lady, your [bleep] kids just wacked me in the [bleep] knee caps with a [bleep] baseball bat. A few nights later, I'm also walking home, and again those kids and their messed family are outside. I'm walking past as quickly as I could, and I hear several of them talking behind my back and using very very racist comments.

That's what some of my "neighbors from hell" are like.

Oiy...I just realized this topic is ancient...

**Melee** · 02-13-2007, 09:27 PM

Wow, this really makes me appreciate my neighbors. And the HOA's CC&Rs...

ednos · 02-14-2007, 03:41 AM

Geez, the worst I got is an ******* across the hall who hosts parties in his room, resulting in no less than one set of stomach contents per week on the hall carpet... the bathroom (which is always worse) is right next to my room. Unfortunately, the smell of alcohol on a dry floor is not sufficient (legal) reason to enter, so I'll just have to continue to stand in the hall on Friday and Saturday nights with my airsoft gun.

Unless construction contractors count as neighbors... when we lived in Istanbul, they spent a good three years building a new six-story across the puny street/parking lot we lived on in Idealtepe.

10-27-2006, 07:58 PM	#166 (permalink)
Pickle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Land of Fruit and Nuts! Age: 35 Posts: 1,281	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") My neighbor situation has calmed down a bit. Other than their pitbull barking a 2am. I think it knew I was about to kill it . I haven't had anymore 4am wake up calls by the po-po calling to them over the PA for them to come out of the house peacefully. But I did see this am and thought of you guys and this thread. It is not as bad as JMJ's neighbors or some of the other pics but to me it is indicitive of how they behave. No they are not on vacation. __________________ "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

10-28-2006, 05:57 AM	#167 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 16,639	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Damn, I must be white trash... We get those damn "free newspapers" thrown in our driveway twice a week and I don't pick 'em up right away. I'd like to catch the bastard that delivers 'em and throw 'em back at him! __________________ Become a supporting member! -- Shop at the Tactical Market! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

10-28-2006, 04:08 PM	#169 (permalink)
Pickle Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Land of Fruit and Nuts! Age: 35 Posts: 1,281	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") CD, they subscribe! __________________ "Umm Deputy these aren't my pants" - Common alarm cry of the North American Crackhead [tg-c1][ma-c1][defense]

02-13-2007, 01:09 PM	#171 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,074	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Okay, so I haven't updated this thread in a long time. That doesn't mean that they've been good neighbors, because they haven't. Right now it's winter and we have a little snow on the ground, just enough to see all the dogcrap all over their yard. What a beautiful sight it is, let me tell you. Now that I think about it, there is a city ordinance against having too much dog crap in your yard. The sink finally made it's way off the deck, but it didn't get too far. It got to the end of the driveway, upside down in the grass. The front door looks absolutely AWFUL. It was originally yellow, and they painted it a dark green. now it's dark green with big patches of yellow showing from Marmaduke scratching at the door. He can reach all the way to the top of the door. The beagle still follows the mailman around barking non-stop. He stays just far enough away that the mailman's pepperspray can't reach him. I am going to give the mailman a can of OC that I have, it's a stream and should go about 12-15 feet. At least that will reach the dog. Over Christmas the fire department showed up for a reported call of a fire. He was burning a couch in a 55 gallon drum in his backyard. I wasn't even home, but he blamed the call on me. It actually came from a lady up the street. Sunday (feb 11th) he took down some of his Christmas lights, but not all of them. I gotta get you all some more pictures

02-13-2007, 04:32 PM	#172 (permalink)
Rincewind Join Date: May 2005 Location: Casting useless spells in Oklahoma. Age: 27 Posts: 2,738	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") OMG. This truly is the neighbor from hell. Thanks for the update! __________________ ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~ No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett <---- You know you're getting old when you rely on your forum meta-data to remind you how old you are. Required Reading for all TG sandboxers

02-13-2007, 04:41 PM	#173 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,559	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") i was starting to get worried. Havent seen you active for awhile dint know if he killed or ate you. __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

02-13-2007, 07:55 PM	#177 (permalink)
Acid Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: MA Posts: 3,581	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") I can see where your avatar may come into play . A couch in a 55gal drum? These people are crazy. __________________

02-13-2007, 08:19 PM	#178 (permalink)
Acreo Aeneas Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: DePaul University (Chicago) Age: 22 Posts: 3,733	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Wow...sounds like most of the neighbors around my neighborhood (except for some). Hey at least you don't have rascals and misfits living a few doors down from you JMJ. Let me see if I can recite the incidents that have happened in the last half a decade. 1) 3 kids, whose parents are complete wasted drunks 5 out of 7 days, have beat my little sister up twice. In the summer time, they can be found hitting some of our nice neighbor's fences with their aluminum baseball bats. They also did some garage roof hopping one fine evening. They started jumping up and down on every garage roof in my whole darn side of the block (including my garage). My mother has called the cops 3 times on those kids and rudely enough, 2 of those 3 times the "white" cop defended the overly wasted mother and her bastard kids from hell (pardon my language). 2) Another group of teenagers who frequently smoke weed openly on the street decided it would be funny and break my dad's and my neighbor's minivan's back window (neighbor had just bought a new '04 dodge caravan). Called the police, filed a report, and nothing was done. The rear windshield cost $400 to fix and 2 weeks without a car. 3) I walking home from school, long day (early spring last year), and these same 3 kids (from above), their parents, and some relatives are sitting outside their home talking. I walk by, what do the kiddies do? They hit me smack dab in my knees with their dang aluminum baseball bats. I nearly loose it with my anger and was about to grab the little bastard and toss him against the brick wall. As I'm about to push the little brat away, the grandmother yells at me: "What the [bleep] are you doing [bleep]? They're just having fun!". I say in return: "Hey [bleep] [bleep] lady, your [bleep] kids just wacked me in the [bleep] knee caps with a [bleep] baseball bat. A few nights later, I'm also walking home, and again those kids and their messed family are outside. I'm walking past as quickly as I could, and I hear several of them talking behind my back and using very very racist comments. That's what some of my "neighbors from hell" are like. Oiy...I just realized this topic is ancient... __________________ Acreo_Aeneas Former 9th Member "People usually see me and ask if I speak Chinese. I respond by asking if they speak American." Last edited by Acreo Aeneas; 02-13-2007 at 08:35 PM. Reason: some words were too vulgar, commenting out

02-13-2007, 09:27 PM	#179 (permalink)
Melee Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: San Diego Age: 39 Posts: 637	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Wow, this really makes me appreciate my neighbors. And the HOA's CC&Rs... __________________ \|TG-69th\| Melee

02-14-2007, 03:41 AM	#180 (permalink)
ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,762	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Geez, the worst I got is an ******* across the hall who hosts parties in his room, resulting in no less than one set of stomach contents per week on the hall carpet... the bathroom (which is always worse) is right next to my room. Unfortunately, the smell of alcohol on a dry floor is not sufficient (legal) reason to enter, so I'll just have to continue to stand in the hall on Friday and Saturday nights with my airsoft gun. Unless construction contractors count as neighbors... when we lived in Istanbul, they spent a good three years building a new six-story across the puny street/parking lot we lived on in Idealtepe. __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

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