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Old 05-06-2007, 10:29 AM   #241 (permalink)


 
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")

that reminds me of one of those "what's missing from this picture" puzzles that I used to do in elementary school.
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:17 PM   #242 (permalink)
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So a few days ago the neighbor's SUV gets towed home and dumped in the driveway, flat tire. No big deal right? You just replace the tire. Well, they haven't. In fact, take a close look at the picture. See all the windows are down? It has been sitting that way for days, even right through a huge rainstorm we had. That rainstorm was Friday morning-afternoon, and those windows are still down. Classic....if they weren't such a-holes, we would've called them to tell them. No matter, they are so stupid that after like 3 days they still haven't put them up. Haha, not my car

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Old 05-13-2007, 06:37 PM   #243 (permalink)
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And today, the kicker!

I'm sitting out in my driveway when I see some activity with Marmaduke. Of course, I think of all of my TG brothers so I run in the house and grab my camera and start firing away.

What's going on here? Packing the car? With what? Notice the electric dog fence flags that have been in their yard (all the way around) for about 8 months. They were for the beagle that was taken away from them 2 or 3 weeks ago. Must be an assload of work, taking out those little white flags.



Wow, looks like they are packing dog supplies! And the dog crate? What is going on here?!?!?!



What is this? Are they loading Marmaduke in the car? Could it be? COULD IT REALLY BE??!?!?!? COULD THE DUKE BE ON HIS FINAL RIDE?!?!?!??!?! SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Marmaduke, don't fight it! You will be in a better place! You don't want spend the rest of your life with that self-medicating lunatic!!!!!!!!!!!



Now I'm not going to hold my breath, but I'm going hope that is the last time I ever see Marmaduke! Now I have to figure out how to get him to mow his weeds...........................

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Old 05-13-2007, 06:39 PM   #244 (permalink)
 
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Maybe they think the flat tire means they can't start the car to roll up the windows.
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:42 PM   #245 (permalink)
 
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Roflmao! W00h000!
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Old 05-13-2007, 06:52 PM   #246 (permalink)
 
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Maybe they are trading in Marmaduke for a goat!
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Old 05-14-2007, 09:25 AM   #247 (permalink)
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Maybe they are trading in Marmaduke for a goat!
haha.......actually, from some rumors I have heard, I think they will be gone from the house soon enough
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...from some rumors I have heard, I think they will be gone from the house soon enough
Then we, the members of the TG nation, will collectively raise our glasses and drink a toast to the end of the scourge of JMJ...I hope we can do it soon!
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Old 05-14-2007, 10:35 AM   #249 (permalink)
 
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haha.......actually, from some rumors I have heard, I think they will be gone from the house soon enough
ARM's are only manageable for two years anyway

Sweetness. Although, I will be sad to see this thread go by the wayside.
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Ironic how Evil's hair is as nappy as the lawn, isn't it?
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Old 05-14-2007, 02:26 PM   #251 (permalink)
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GOD DAMNIT! This morning the dog returned in the Volvo. I'm hoping it's just for a visit, because they did not unload the crate.

It was nice to not wake up to the sound of that damn dog, I hope it lasts.

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Old 05-14-2007, 02:28 PM   #252 (permalink)
 
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Judging by how long it takes them to clean up there yard I am guessing it will take a couple weeks for them to unload the crate. Did they roll up their windows yet?
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Old 05-14-2007, 04:36 PM   #253 (permalink)
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Judging by how long it takes them to clean up there yard I am guessing it will take a couple weeks for them to unload the crate. Did they roll up their windows yet?
Yeah, today at some point. The front of the vehicle was jacked up and the flat tire was gone. Probably took it off to get repaired.
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Old 05-14-2007, 06:12 PM   #254 (permalink)
 
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They sound extremely lazy and seem to have a "carefree" attitude. Did the parents get their heads bonked around when they were young?
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Old 05-15-2007, 07:55 PM   #255 (permalink)
 
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If they move out, this thread will be gone... that would be a travesty.
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