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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")
Seeing as how there are 40 pages to this thread, and I feel like sharing a web page I ran across some years ago, I'll just post it here and hope nobody else has already posted it:
Redneck neighbors It's amazing how a couple of these people always manage to move places they don't fit in and aren't welcome.
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09-18-2007, 12:46 PM
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09-18-2007, 01:45 PM
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")
Just finished reading this JMJ, and wow. I live about 30 mins east of you in Saugus. I've got a few deadbeats that live around me, but nothing nearly this bad. The house behind me has a barking dog, but we've just gotten used to it, its a small yippy thing that cries, nothing loud or bellowing. The guy across the street has a ton of trees and doesn't rake/mow his lawn ever, spray painted a dead tree stump green to blend it in, and his house is in pretty bad shape, but, in his defense, he's like 90 and on his own with sons coming over to help now and then, (I'd do stuff for him, but he's an incredible *******).
I'm almost tempted to make the drive out and check this out.
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09-18-2007, 01:47 PM
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09-18-2007, 01:56 PM
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")
Oh I would, I'd have to check out their other place while en route.
Hahaha, on second thought, I kinda don't wanna see this.
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09-18-2007, 05:33 PM
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09-24-2007, 04:31 PM
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")
Crazy stopped by today. Not sure what she was doing, I didn't see it. However, I just got off the phone with my wife. Crazy's two hellspawns were in the backyard jumping up and down and playing on the broken fences. The people in the house behind crazy said something to the kids, the crazy screamed at those people "Shut the F up! Mind or own god damn F'ing business! Jesus, what is wrong with this neighborhood?!?!?!" This is right about the time that my kids come home from school, so my wife told the woman on the other side of us (who she was talking to) that she had to go watch for my kids because crazy just flies out of the driveway in reverse without looking at anything. No sooner did my wife say that and start to walk up that way and crazy came flying backwards out of the driveway. My kids were on the sidewalk and just stopped as she flew out. My wife looked back at the other woman who she was talking to and said "I told you." After my wife said that, crazy stuck her head out of the vehicle and screamed at my wife "You god damn a**hole!".
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09-24-2007, 04:46 PM
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I think you should sneak in an nail all the doors shut.
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09-24-2007, 04:55 PM
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Maybe they found the thread...
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09-24-2007, 05:34 PM
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09-24-2007, 05:36 PM
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09-25-2007, 11:28 AM
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")
Today the team of "Crazy, Machoman, and Goonsquad" showed back up to the house with appliances in the back of a truck. They exchanged old beat-up appliances for the high end new ones that were already in the house next door when they moved in.
They took the washer, dryer, and dishwashing machine. Just when I thought they couldn't outdo themselves, they step up to the plate and knock one out of the park. |
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09-25-2007, 01:34 PM
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")
You just wait until they remove all the other fixtures. I like the idea of going in the house and nailing stuff down though. HAHA.
You should post a sign in front of their house that says: "If You Need To Reach Us, We Have Moved To <insert new address here>" Make a bunch of them at kinkos so whenever they take one down, you can put it back up. You know, if you're feeling neighborly or something. It's your civic duty to tell all their creditors where they can be reached.
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09-25-2007, 02:27 PM
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