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Old 09-25-2007, 12:34 PM   #601 (permalink)
 
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")

You just wait until they remove all the other fixtures. I like the idea of going in the house and nailing stuff down though. HAHA.

You should post a sign in front of their house that says:

"If You Need To Reach Us, We Have Moved To <insert new address here>"

Make a bunch of them at kinkos so whenever they take one down, you can put it back up. You know, if you're feeling neighborly or something. It's your civic duty to tell all their creditors where they can be reached.
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Old 09-25-2007, 12:57 PM   #602 (permalink)

 
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Wow!
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Old 09-25-2007, 01:27 PM   #603 (permalink)
 
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You should post a sign in front of their house that says:

"If You Need To Reach Us, We Have Moved To <insert new address here>"

Make a bunch of them at kinkos so whenever they take one down, you can put it back up. You know, if you're feeling neighborly or something. It's your civic duty to tell all their creditors where they can be reached.
Awesome idea!
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Old 09-25-2007, 06:33 PM   #604 (permalink)


 
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")

Oh, yes! See if you can't get a run of signs done at the same place that politicians get their campaign signs done!

I've got $5 to donate for the purchase of signs! Who else is in?
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Old 09-25-2007, 06:36 PM   #605 (permalink)
 
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Im in

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Old 09-25-2007, 08:26 PM   #606 (permalink)
 
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Im in for 10
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Old 09-26-2007, 03:28 PM   #607 (permalink)
 
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")

I'll throw in a Jackson if he really does it

BUT only if he puts on the back of the sign (the side facing the house): "Please, restore this once beautiful home to the way it was in before you found it."
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:36 PM   #608 (permalink)
 
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As fun as it is to aggravate crazy and potentially violent people, I'd be happy to see their tail lights for the last time and have us all go about the business of forgetting each other as soon as possible.

As my best friend and I like to toast each other, "let the healing begin!"

But I could be wrong. Giving that bat and stressed out construction guy more reason to personalize their respective woes and focus their anger on JMJ and fam. sounds like fun.
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As fun as it is to aggravate crazy and potentially violent people, I'd be happy to see their tail lights for the last time..
Get a pellet gun for the 'last time you see those tail lights..'
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:14 PM   #610 (permalink)
 
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Get a pellet gun for the 'last time you see those tail lights..'
How about a dozen bottles of champaign and a block party?
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:17 PM   #611 (permalink)
 
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Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die")

considering the neighbors who said they even have tail lights left on their cars?
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:24 PM   #612 (permalink)
 
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How about a dozen bottles of champaign and a block party?
YEAH! POP their tail lights with a CORK! Yeeeee HAAAWWWW!
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considering the neighbors who said they even have tail lights left on their cars?
Saw the pics.. I assume they are still there..
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Old 09-29-2007, 09:36 AM   #614 (permalink)
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Oh this is great. My wife drove by their new house last night and she told me they have a Christmas tree up in the house complete with lights (I guess in the front window). I'll see if I can whip by there tonight and get a picture of this
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Oh this is great. My wife drove by their new house last night and she told me they have a Christmas tree up in the house complete with lights (I guess in the front window). I'll see if I can whip by there tonight and get a picture of this

It might just be easier to knock on their door and ask if they can take the picture. Just tell them its for an open discussion on white trash......Did they come over and take those red bulbs off their other tree for their new one?
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