oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") - Page 5

**leejo** · 05-26-2006, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Keres

In their place moved this really strange group of people whose elementary school-age daughter would sit in the front lawn with nothing but panties on playing with headless barbies. So no real complaints about neighbors on my end but still kind of strange.

I do that. What's your problem man? Chilax!

ScratchMonkey · 05-26-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Keres

I had the greatest set of neighbors in the world, and then one of the families moved away. In their place moved this really strange group of people whose elementary school-age daughter would sit in the front lawn with nothing but panties on playing with headless barbies. So no real complaints about neighbors on my end but still kind of strange.

Sounds like when my roommate introduced his then-fiance to his elementary-age kid sister (who, btw, is sharp as a whip, and now an EMT in Sacramento): They drove up to his mom's house, and from the tree outside was hung dozens of Barbie heads. Hmm, you think there's a connection to your neighbor?

Usarion · 05-26-2006, 11:37 PM

Hahahaha...Great thread here!!! JmJ.. I feel for you man!

Bommando · 05-27-2006, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Steeler

"Nice guy, kind of a loner"

Damn, sounds like me.

"I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Bommando, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. I have all the characteristics of a human being - flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why."

**TG_Bubba** · 05-27-2006, 10:06 AM

Well, well. Now the truth comes out.

^^^^^

We were all wondering why you ARE so infatuated with Tom Cruise, now we know.

**Acid** · 05-27-2006, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Bommando

Damn, sounds like me.

"I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Bommando, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. I have all the characteristics of a human being - flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why."

Umm, that was strange. It sounded like some kind of commercial/horror story at the end/well written poem

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Bommando · 05-27-2006, 10:20 AM

"Distinguished Serial Killer" ribbon nomination for the first to identify the reference. (Googling is only cheating yourself).

**Faultline** · 05-27-2006, 10:26 AM

It's gotta be from the movie "American Psycho" starring Christian Bale as a mid-80's NYC yuppy slowly losing his mind. Good flick

**TG_Bubba** · 05-27-2006, 10:33 AM

Memorable Quotes from
American Psycho

Bommando · 05-27-2006, 09:25 PM

Great movie. Back to the topic

Trooper · 05-27-2006, 09:30 PM

JMJ after reading your posts and then reading bommandos "schedule", really makes me think you have got "normal" neighbors compared to what Bommandos neighbors get..... I mean no body uses the honey almond body scrub anymore, its now the aloe and coconut oil that really gives you that glow....geez

JMJ · 06-13-2006, 09:13 AM

Well, I have an update. The neighbor came amd talked to me to ask me how the dog has been. Surprisingly he hasn't been too bad. I told her that and she said to me "I wish the other neighbors would talk to me like you did. Animal control has paid me a visit and told me if he has to keep making visits that they can take the dog."

hehe

I didn't call, but I know who did

Anyway, their yard is in shambles, they are installing an above ground pool in the backyard, and they have the kitchen counter complete with sink sitting on their deck. That's been there for weeks now. It's not pretty, but at least the damn dog isn't waking me up at 6am

**leejo** · 06-13-2006, 10:03 AM

Ah, yes, the above ground pool. I wonder how many collector plates they have.

icky · 06-13-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by leejo

Ah, yes, the above ground pool. I wonder how many collector plates they have.

They're an investment!

**TG_Bubba** · 06-13-2006, 11:19 AM

They still give those out with a fill up at gas stations back there?

05-26-2006, 11:37 PM	#63 (permalink)
Usarion Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ottawa, Ontario Age: 36 Posts: 752	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Hahahaha...Great thread here!!! JmJ.. I feel for you man! __________________ A good man stands up for himself. A great man stands up for others.

05-27-2006, 10:06 AM	#65 (permalink)
TG_Bubba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the cell next to Icky. Age: 54 Posts: 5,972	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Well, well. Now the truth comes out. ^^^^^ We were all wondering why you ARE so infatuated with Tom Cruise, now we know. __________________ Tactical Game Primer\|Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs\|Have a problem? Need an admin? TG_Mateo: "Forget freedom, democracy, the blues, New York Pizza: our lasting contribution to human society is Bourbon." Sloppy Joe: "Don't play this game like you are on your own, because if you do... it might become a reality." kin3: "I'll try but I have the grandchildren all day today and if I'm not wiped out I'll play."

05-27-2006, 10:20 AM	#67 (permalink)
Bommando Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 30 Posts: 4,294	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") "Distinguished Serial Killer" ribbon nomination for the first to identify the reference. (Googling is only cheating yourself).

05-27-2006, 10:26 AM	#68 (permalink)
Faultline Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Tennessee Age: 29 Posts: 1,559	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") It's gotta be from the movie "American Psycho" starring Christian Bale as a mid-80's NYC yuppy slowly losing his mind. Good flick __________________

05-27-2006, 10:33 AM	#69 (permalink)
TG_Bubba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the cell next to Icky. Age: 54 Posts: 5,972	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Memorable Quotes from American Psycho __________________ Tactical Game Primer\|Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs\|Have a problem? Need an admin? TG_Mateo: "Forget freedom, democracy, the blues, New York Pizza: our lasting contribution to human society is Bourbon." Sloppy Joe: "Don't play this game like you are on your own, because if you do... it might become a reality." kin3: "I'll try but I have the grandchildren all day today and if I'm not wiped out I'll play."

05-27-2006, 09:25 PM	#70 (permalink)
Bommando Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 30 Posts: 4,294	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Great movie. Back to the topic

05-27-2006, 09:30 PM	#71 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,647	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") JMJ after reading your posts and then reading bommandos "schedule", really makes me think you have got "normal" neighbors compared to what Bommandos neighbors get..... I mean no body uses the honey almond body scrub anymore, its now the aloe and coconut oil that really gives you that glow....geez __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

06-13-2006, 09:13 AM	#72 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,077	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Well, I have an update. The neighbor came amd talked to me to ask me how the dog has been. Surprisingly he hasn't been too bad. I told her that and she said to me "I wish the other neighbors would talk to me like you did. Animal control has paid me a visit and told me if he has to keep making visits that they can take the dog." hehe I didn't call, but I know who did Anyway, their yard is in shambles, they are installing an above ground pool in the backyard, and they have the kitchen counter complete with sink sitting on their deck. That's been there for weeks now. It's not pretty, but at least the damn dog isn't waking me up at 6am

06-13-2006, 10:03 AM	#73 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,725	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") Ah, yes, the above ground pool. I wonder how many collector plates they have.

06-13-2006, 11:19 AM	#75 (permalink)
TG_Bubba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the cell next to Icky. Age: 54 Posts: 5,972	Re: oh yeah, RANT ON (or, "I wish my neighbors would hurry up and die") They still give those out with a fill up at gas stations back there? __________________ Tactical Game Primer\|Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs\|Have a problem? Need an admin? TG_Mateo: "Forget freedom, democracy, the blues, New York Pizza: our lasting contribution to human society is Bourbon." Sloppy Joe: "Don't play this game like you are on your own, because if you do... it might become a reality." kin3: "I'll try but I have the grandchildren all day today and if I'm not wiped out I'll play."

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