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Old 06-06-2006, 12:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Life's great mysteries......(inquire within)

My question:

Why is it that the world's dumbest people are also the most fertile?

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Old 06-06-2006, 12:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Because they're actually the world's smartest people? Or perhaps they're trying to overcome their naturally selected disadvantages?


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Old 06-06-2006, 01:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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A sphincter says what?
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What?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Does anyone really eat the red Smarties last?
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shhh..... listen........ can you smell that?
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Does anyone really eat the red Smarties last?
they all look white to me..


why do hotdogs come in a 10 pack but buns are in a 8 pack?
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Old 06-06-2006, 02:46 PM   #9 (permalink)

 
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Some folks like their dogs in buns. Some don't. It all goes to lifestyle, I guess.
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Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.
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Old 06-06-2006, 03:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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they all look white to me..


why do hotdogs come in a 10 pack but buns are in a 8 pack?
Dude, you win. I forgot that one Everytime my wife comes back from the store I bitch about that one. I always get stuck with the last 2 dogs and no buns
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then does she reply just use bread?...i almost throw them away when she says that, its disrespectfull to eat a hotdog in anything other then a bun
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Old 06-06-2006, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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What if C A T really spelled dog?
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Old 06-06-2006, 04:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Imponderables.

How do they get the "M" on the M&M's? Why do clocks run clockwise?
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The below statement is true
The above statement is false.

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then does she reply just use bread?...i almost throw them away when she says that, its disrespectfull to eat a hotdog in anything other then a bun

Are you guys speaking in code?
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