Colonoscopy humor

**PanzerHans** · 06-07-2006, 08:23 AM

Got this joke in my mailbox the other day. Found it quite humorous.....

Colonoscopy humor

Comments by patients during Colonoscopies are no joke, but these
comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician
claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients
(predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an auditor at the IRS, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head
is not up there?"

**Rincewind** · 06-07-2006, 09:24 AM

Booo! Sssss.

JMJ · 06-07-2006, 09:29 AM

Yeah, there is nothing funny about having a car going the wrong way on your one way street!

**leejo** · 06-07-2006, 09:33 AM

I try to do my best Zapp Branigan impression. "Perhaps a little spanking is in order?"

**TG_Bubba** · 06-07-2006, 10:37 AM

The best one: 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head
is not up there?"

Diceman · 06-07-2006, 07:55 PM

I enjoyed numbers 3 and 10.

Boot · 06-12-2006, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diceman

I enjoyed numbers 3 and 10.

But, I hope not TOO much...

Diceman · 06-12-2006, 10:07 AM

Heh heh. Yes, I enjoyed them THAT much!

**leejo** · 06-12-2006, 10:44 AM

As long as you didn't have a smoke with the doc after.

06-07-2006, 08:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
PanzerHans Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: By the PC Age: 35 Posts: 2,255	Colonoscopy humor Got this joke in my mailbox the other day. Found it quite humorous..... Colonoscopy humor Comments by patients during Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 11. "You used to be an auditor at the IRS, didn't you?" 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of all... 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" __________________ -- VI VI VI - the number of the beast

06-07-2006, 09:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rincewind Join Date: May 2005 Location: Casting useless spells in Oklahoma. Age: 27 Posts: 2,780	Re: Colonoscopy humor Booo! Sssss. __________________ ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~ No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett <---- You know you're getting old when you rely on your forum meta-data to remind you how old you are. Required Reading for all TG sandboxers

06-07-2006, 09:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,077	Re: Colonoscopy humor Yeah, there is nothing funny about having a car going the wrong way on your one way street!

06-07-2006, 09:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,667	Re: Colonoscopy humor I try to do my best Zapp Branigan impression. "Perhaps a little spanking is in order?"

06-07-2006, 10:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
TG_Bubba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: In the cell next to Icky. Age: 54 Posts: 5,931	Re: Colonoscopy humor The best one: 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?" __________________ Admin Graw 2-- Call of Duty Tactical Game Primer Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs Have a problem? Need an admin? TG_Mateo: "Forget freedom, democracy, the blues, New York Pizza: our lasting contribution to human society is Bourbon." Sloppy Joe: "Don't play this game like you are on your own, because if you do... it might become a reality." kin3: "I'll try but I have the grandchildren all day today and if I'm not wiped out I'll play."

06-07-2006, 07:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
Diceman Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Yellowknife, NT Age: 30 Posts: 986	Re: Colonoscopy humor I enjoyed numbers 3 and 10. __________________ [drill][medic][conduct][tg-c1][tpf-c1] [ma-c2][taw-c1] Principles of good Sandbox Etiquette: Assume good faith - Be polite, please! - Work toward agreement. - Argue facts, not personalities. - Concede a point when you have no response to it, or admit when you disagree based on intuition or taste. - Be civil. - Be prepared to apologize. In animated discussions, we often say things we later wish we hadn't. Say so. - Forgive and forget. - Recognize your own biases and keep them in check. - Give praise when due. Treat others as you would have them treat you

06-12-2006, 10:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
Diceman Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Yellowknife, NT Age: 30 Posts: 986	Re: Colonoscopy humor Heh heh. Yes, I enjoyed them THAT much! __________________ [drill][medic][conduct][tg-c1][tpf-c1] [ma-c2][taw-c1] Principles of good Sandbox Etiquette: Assume good faith - Be polite, please! - Work toward agreement. - Argue facts, not personalities. - Concede a point when you have no response to it, or admit when you disagree based on intuition or taste. - Be civil. - Be prepared to apologize. In animated discussions, we often say things we later wish we hadn't. Say so. - Forgive and forget. - Recognize your own biases and keep them in check. - Give praise when due. Treat others as you would have them treat you

06-12-2006, 10:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,667	Re: Colonoscopy humor As long as you didn't have a smoke with the doc after.

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