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Old 06-08-2006, 02:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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The Monkey Chow Diet

So this guy is eating only Monkey Chow (I didn't know there was a Monkey Chow) for a week.

Quote:" I'm tired of cooking. I hate scrubbing pots and pans. I've wasted too much time in the checkout line. It's time to eat chow."

Make sure to click through and watch some of the videos. I recommend Day 6.

http://www.angryman.ca/monkey.html
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Lol!
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Old 06-08-2006, 04:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: The Monkey Chow Diet

LMAO!!!


"if you took shredded wheat... combined it with dogfood.. and baked it at 400* for about 30 mintues... i think you'd get monkey chow... um.. this is... going to be a very unpleasant week for me.."


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Obviously Canadian....
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Wow. Just ... wow.
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Re: The Monkey Chow Diet

My favorite quote from his blog:

"A post from a guy named "random biologist" actually reassured me a bit about the viability of the diet. I've placed my life in the hands of an anonymous internet user. What could go wrong?"

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Old 06-10-2006, 11:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Re: The Monkey Chow Diet

Heh.

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So today, a little something different. This is a Monkey Chow kibble that's been soaking in a shot glass of vodka in my fridge overnight. Uh, yeah, why not, right? ... <slurp> ... Well, um, anyone who's called me a genius this week can take that back. That's... That's about the dumbest way to eat monkey food you could ever find. And, it's a lot of vodka for breakfast.
This whole thing is great fun. I've been laughing for about an hour now as I work through them all.
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