JMJ

Okay, this post is not about an image, it's about a story which is why it's here. I just scanned the story and am posting it here for full effect. On line 4 after my daughter's name it reads "asked glenna to tell", the last word on line 5 is "colonial". My daughter is 6 years old and has always been very creative. I read this and laughed hysterically This is something she actually submitted to the teacher for a writing assignment Read on!

Turbo

lol, thats great.

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loyalguard

That just made my day JMJ! Thanks! I love the "That's Scary" let's put some happiness in it segue. Absolute classic!

I just hope the Brits here at TG don't get upset at the whole "very mean king" reference

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Rincewind

Hahaha. Your daughter is ver creative for a 6 y.o. "Puking overboard" hahaha

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Pickle

This is priceless. Let me see if I can dig one of my own out.

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Rick_the_new_guy

lol. A for Authenticity.

That is weird JMJ, I just had typed about the Pilgrims and the Mayfower on your Mass. has weak laws on chronic DUIs thread.

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Pickle

Below is what y then 4 or 5 year old colored. He was being taught about Martin Luther King Jr.

Apprently he thinks he is white.

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Rincewind

That's not so bad. When I was learning about MLK, my (white) teacher kept going on and on about how he was a great black man. Well, when it came time to colour Dr. King, I whipped out my black crayola and filled him in. The teacher came around looked at my picture and was absolutely mortified--as if I had drawn a swastika on his forehead or something. She said, "no, no, no, no, no..." Took my crayons away and gave me a new picture and left me with only a brown crayon. I was just colouring by what I had been told.

If King had stopped by my desk, I'm almost certain he would have laughed and told me to colour the ears green.

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JMJ

hahaha, that's great At least it shows you WERE listening to her

SuperDudeBT

Wow, she's both very creative, and a really good speller for a 6 yr old.

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Zephyr

She...she...she...has better...handwriting...than me...

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-Zephyr

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I thought this was going to be a Bush bashing thread.....oh darn.

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wushuhero

I find it offensive that she was angered over the site of a swastika(ok not really but I thought Id bring this up) in a lot of eastern religins the sawastika is a sign of piece and it is regularly seen on the chest of buddha, and other spiritual figures, I find it disheartning that schools arent teaching this sorta thing to children

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perry

"Puking overboard" -- definitely JMJ's kid

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