And you thought Bush was funny??

**leejo** · 07-20-2004, 02:54 PM

Enjoy!

John F. Kerry speaks:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." -
John F. Kerry

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared'." - John F. Kerry

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future." - John F. Kerry

"The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." -
John F. Kerry

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry

"Public speaking is very easy." - John F. Kerry

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls." - John F. Kerry

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -
John F. Kerry

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children." - John F. Kerry

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry

"Its time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F.
Kerry

**H-Hour** · 07-20-2004, 03:15 PM

Hehe......

fr1j0l3 · 07-20-2004, 03:16 PM

Cripes, at least check your sh1t before you post it...

Quote:

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

And that's just the first one I looked up... the rest are prolly Dumbya's, and some dittohead re-assigned them to kerry.

**USN_Squid** · 07-20-2004, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fr1j0l3

Cripes, at least check your sh1t before you post it...

And that's just the first one I looked up... the rest are prolly Dumbya's, and some dittohead re-assigned them to kerry.

lol, let the googling begin....

**leejo** · 07-20-2004, 03:58 PM

oh go soak your head. - Leejo 7/20/04

Actually a quick search on that quote shows that it has been attributed to Dan Quayle, George Bush, Al Gore, and John Kerry. I wonder if any of them said it. I wonder how fast you'd be posting "foul!" if they were funny about Bush.

I ain't the ombudsman for the internet, baby. I think Kerry's a dick, juco dropouts love to make fun of how stupid a Yale and Harvard graduate, fighter jock, first twice-elected governor in TX history and current president is, and my wife sent me these quotes, so I posted them. Shoot 'em down to your hearts' delight or see the above quote as you desire.

**luna** · 07-20-2004, 04:10 PM

I was just about to say ACTUALLY, most of them are from Dan Quayle. Can't miss out on a chance to blame stupidity on Bush though, eh? It's just so easy!

Might wanna check them yourself with a little more attention to detail, beanie!

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm

**leejo** · 07-20-2004, 04:12 PM

D'oh. Well I'm gonna have to blame my wife for this one. Someone's getting smacked around tonight!

Wintermute · 07-20-2004, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leejo

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." -

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future."

"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." -

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the
polls."

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
children."

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."

I recall seeing all of the above attributed to George W. but I have not actually confirmed any of them for myself. The others I do not recall seeing.

If someone can make them up about Kerry they can make them up about Georgie, but that still doesn't change my low opinion of him.

fr1j0l3 · 07-21-2004, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by =luna=

I was just about to say ACTUALLY, most of them are from Dan Quayle. Can't miss out on a chance to blame stupidity on Bush though, eh? It's just so easy!

Might wanna check them yourself with a little more attention to detail, beanie!

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm

Hey, If I went and started a thread with a big long list of accusations, you know good and well I would document it with sources. (valid or not, at least cite them)

I picked one of these @ random (cuz it just sounded too wierd) and found out that they were NOT attributed to kerry.

What other folks want to be libelous about is their own bidness I spose. I just dont play that way.

Sorry I interrupted the thread, I'll stay out the way.

**luna** · 07-21-2004, 01:32 AM

No no, frijole! I thought your input was great.

Rampage · 07-21-2004, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leejo

D'oh. Well I'm gonna have to blame my wife for this one. Someone's getting smacked around tonight!

I hope she doesn't mess you up to bad.

wickerman · 07-21-2004, 01:52 PM

I never thought Bush was funny. Scary and stupid, yes - funny, no.

Fait_Maker · 07-21-2004, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wickerman

I never thought Bush was funny. Scary and stupid, yes - funny, no.

The guy's got a MBA from Harvard Business School and you want to call him stupid. LOL. He might be a poor speaker and not always get his points across, but I don't think he's stupid. Do you think Stephen Hawking is stupid? He don't speak very well at public engagements either.

Vap0r · 07-21-2004, 02:34 PM

Never heard of most of them comments, although it sounds like most are just farcical. It would be pretty funny if they were true.

wickerman · 07-21-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

MBA from Harvard Business School

I've known a few very dumb people with MBAs

Hawking has a physical reason why he doesn't speak well (one that wasn't caused by drug/alcohol/inbreeding)

07-20-2004, 02:54 PM	#1 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	And you thought Bush was funny?? Enjoy! John F. Kerry speaks: "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - John F. Kerry "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - John F. Kerry "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." - John F. Kerry "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - John F. Kerry "The future will be better tomorrow." - John F. Kerry "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." - John F. Kerry "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - John F. Kerry "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - John F. Kerry "Public speaking is very easy." - John F. Kerry "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - John F. Kerry "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - John F. Kerry "For NASA, space is still a high priority." - John F. Kerry "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - John F. Kerry "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - John F. Kerry "Its time for the human race to enter the solar system." - John F. Kerry

07-20-2004, 03:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
H-Hour Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,437	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? Hehe......

07-20-2004, 03:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? oh go soak your head. - Leejo 7/20/04 Actually a quick search on that quote shows that it has been attributed to Dan Quayle, George Bush, Al Gore, and John Kerry. I wonder if any of them said it. I wonder how fast you'd be posting "foul!" if they were funny about Bush. I ain't the ombudsman for the internet, baby. I think Kerry's a dick, juco dropouts love to make fun of how stupid a Yale and Harvard graduate, fighter jock, first twice-elected governor in TX history and current president is, and my wife sent me these quotes, so I posted them. Shoot 'em down to your hearts' delight or see the above quote as you desire. Last edited by leejo; 07-20-2004 at 04:14 PM.

07-20-2004, 04:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
luna Join Date: May 2003 Location: Rhode Island Age: 30 Posts: 4,136	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? I was just about to say ACTUALLY, most of them are from Dan Quayle. Can't miss out on a chance to blame stupidity on Bush though, eh? It's just so easy! Might wanna check them yourself with a little more attention to detail, beanie! http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quayle.htm __________________ Resurgent's New Motivational Motto: "Now train harder! Live inside your character! If it dies, YOU DIE! Focus!" Jesus had a soulstone.

07-20-2004, 04:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,839	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? D'oh. Well I'm gonna have to blame my wife for this one. Someone's getting smacked around tonight!

07-21-2004, 01:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
luna Join Date: May 2003 Location: Rhode Island Age: 30 Posts: 4,136	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? No no, frijole! I thought your input was great. __________________ Resurgent's New Motivational Motto: "Now train harder! Live inside your character! If it dies, YOU DIE! Focus!" Jesus had a soulstone.

07-21-2004, 01:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
wickerman Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 37 Posts: 230	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? I never thought Bush was funny. Scary and stupid, yes - funny, no.

07-21-2004, 02:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
Vap0r Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 310	Re: And you thought Bush was funny?? Never heard of most of them comments, although it sounds like most are just farcical. It would be pretty funny if they were true.

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