How to make a woman happy. How to make a man happy.

RocketPunch · 08-06-2006, 06:22 PM

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

===============================================

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

poe · 08-07-2006, 05:45 PM

That got a laugh from me.

**Acid** · 08-07-2006, 05:59 PM

Funny, but true

.

poe · 08-07-2006, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Acid

Funny, but true

.

That was the cause of the second laugh

**UnDeaD77** · 08-07-2006, 07:54 PM

3. Don't bother, while gaming.

thebleakaffinity · 08-07-2006, 07:54 PM

1.a) Be good looking if naked.

Polska · 08-07-2006, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undead77

3. Don't bother, while gaming.

Unless she:
1. Shows up naked
2. Brings food

**UnDeaD77** · 08-07-2006, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Polska

Unless she:
1. Shows up naked
2. Brings food

You are right sir.

NorCalRoach · 08-08-2006, 02:43 PM

When you're hung like a horse like I am, you won't need to worry about anything on the list. lol... just kidding...about the list...you'll still need to worry about a few things on the list when your well endowed.

08-06-2006, 06:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
RocketPunch Join Date: May 2006 Location: NY, USA Posts: 1,119	How to make a woman happy. How to make a man happy. HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes =============================================== HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food __________________ Slow is Smooth. Smooth is Fast!

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NorCalRoach Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: California, Bay Area Age: 32 Posts: 1,506	Re: How to make a woman happy. How to make a man happy. When you're hung like a horse like I am, you won't need to worry about anything on the list. lol... just kidding...about the list...you'll still need to worry about a few things on the list when your well endowed. __________________ .

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