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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
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I've been elected.
Well, not really. Right before departing for Europe, i voted in our county primaries. After making my selections, i observed that there was no one in the committeeman position, so i wrote myself in. A few days later i received a letter from the Board of Elections....i was in a tie for the position and they were going to draw lots to see who won! Recieved another letter since then and I'm the new Republican committeeman for Mercer County! (whatever that means.) They sent me a loyalty oath, which i had to sign stating that i wasn't a communist....not really, actually I wish that i had a copy to post here as it was quite humorous to me. Something to the affect that i am not a deceitful individual lacking all moral values and virtues. i lied, and stated that i was not! So some other wanker and myself wrote our names on the ballot, and this wanker won! Now i get calls from my Congressmans office. Had to vote for the chair of the county last week, and have a fund raiser coming up in mid-September. So, is this the beginning of what will eventually lead me to my wildest dreams of total world domination? Shall i too stand beside the great tyrannts of our time? Hitler started out painting postcards in Vienna and look where he ended up. (Raving mad, hudled in an underground bunker, moving armies that didn't exist, betrayed by everyone and eventually with his brains on the back of a couch.) But i ask you, what is the point of having power if you don't abuse it? Anyhow...it's really just a job no one else wanted, but i enjoy/hate politics, so what the hell?
Your supplications to my greatness may now begin.
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Virginia Beach
Age: 29
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Re: I've been elected.
Congrates. First things is first.
Join the 12th Division. They are well under way for Global Conquest. I am pretty sure they are in phase 65 of 561 phases of Inpending Doom for the world. So if u act now u will already have a young/fresh force to perhaps one day command. Of course u need to win over the Dude. Remember, the Dude abides. Of cousre u heard nothing from me. Good Luck
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Re: I've been elected.
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My God, the country is in worse shape than I suspected.....wonder how much a flight to Australia costs right about now.... Have to say that the Hitler description fits you to a tee bro. Makes me wonder what kind of State those people are running to actually let you win anything, but hey, DIRT FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!(can I be VP?)
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Re: I've been elected.
A college acquaintance did something similar to this, and became a constable in PA. He can make arrests and carries a badge because he wrote himself in.
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Re: I've been elected.
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Re: I've been elected.
Way to step up bro...doing good things for the community is cool...Keep record of your service and your accomplishments and make sure they get on your CV.
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Pennsylvania, U.S.A.
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Re: I've been elected.
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I prefer Absolute Dictator, ad no you cannot be VP, for there is no such post. How does Vice Chancellor grab you? LOL, what do you think? I wrote myself in, which means only I and one other guy even wanted the job! HMMM an interesting proposition. I believe Horst Wessel was a pimp as well, but lets replace this with something which will strike more fear into those we intend to exploit, such as: Minister of the Iron Fisted B!&#H be good slap. catchy, eh? And it's only going to get worse from here. Quote:
My post, however, was meant to be light-hearted, and wasn't intended to discuss politics...just found the situation funny and wanted to share it with our community.
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OMG.. this.. this.. THIS.. is just WIERD! But it's kind of neat at the same time.
LOL! Congrats.. (I think) Now if we can ONLY get you to step up to the CO chair more often in BF2!
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Oh, and congrats, Dirt. What kind of responsibilities come with your post?
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Avoiding alliances with other nations? Doesn't sound all that promising either. And on a personal note, I like our national parks, and would not like them sold to whoever happens to be richest right now. |
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