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Never party with Emo Phillips
Sure he might get you laid, but you might get your picture on the internet, too.
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Re: Never party with Emo Phillips
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Re: Never party with Emo Phillips
Nice... really nice...
Emo Philips is a reference to the haircut, I presume? I'm no doctor, but I suspect that this wouldn't have been the positive experience that these guys seemed to be expecting.
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Re: Never party with Emo Phillips
Those are some sick f@#!ers
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Re: Never party with Emo Phillips
Si.
The whole matter of her being dead aside, that girl wouldn't resemble her pic very much. I've seen several motorcycle accident victims shortly after their accident - several of whom died of their injuries. They don't look so hot. This isn't to dwell too much on the wisdom or folly of their plan so much as it is to point out what sick, stupid, dumbass, ignit, what-Pickle-said dudes these fools be. And dude. Seriously. Lose the haircut. Her family must feel peachy. |
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Re: Never party with Emo Phillips
OMG my friends would never let me live it down if my son did that. But as you say they'd have already been on me about the haircut, and, come to think of it, I'd have already been on him about it. HAIL DARK LORD OF THE 9TH GRADE or something similar every morning at breakfast until the hair got cut, and plenty of visits to grandpa too.
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Re: Never party with Emo Phillips
Wow. Really.
My questions are: 1) What else have these boys done in their lives? I mean, you don't make the jump to necrophilia without some incremental steps allong the way, do you? Not to mention, as others have said, she died in a horrific way and had been dead for almost a week. I don't think she would have been the "tasty dish" they were hoping for, so that at least makes me believe this was their first time going this far. 2) Couldn't you boys work together and get a cover story together beforehand? C'mon, the cop didn't even see the two guys digging; he just saw a car parked outside a cemetary, asked the driver what he was up to, and he melted and told the officer everything. Not "my friends are laying flowers on grandma's grave on the first anniversary of the date and time of her death" or nothin'. Just told him everything. At the very least he should've said his friends lost a bet and were forced to dig up a corpse. You, sir, had better get clean cut and walk the straight and narrow because a life of crime is not in your future!! |
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