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Old 10-27-2006, 04:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Kids 'sexy' pole-dance toy pulled

Alas the Barbie Whore House collection hits a snag.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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well thats one thing i can take off my christmas list....
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Leejo, HOW do you find this stuff?
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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wow... is all i can say.... wow.... i missed my opotunity.... lmao... nah seriously wow... who and why thought this would be a good idea....i have heard of trailor trah barbie, and to be honest just as novelty thats a good idea... but a real garter and pole dancing kit... this is a joke isnt it.... my god im shocked...
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Imagine of the strippers of today had this toy growing up. Then maybe they'd earn fivers stuffed in their g-strings instead of singles.

Oh, and here's the kit itself (NSFW only if your job dislikes vaguely naughty humor): http://www.peekaboopoledancing.com/p...roducts_id=132

edit: btw, I love how it's not in the games and toys section anymore, but is still being sold as a "fitness" item.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:18 PM   #6 (permalink)

 
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Re: Kids 'sexy' pole-dance toy pulled

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However, family campaigners slammed the kit's status as a toy, saying it would "destroy children's lives".
Hahahahahaha! Just like allowing girls to wear Bikinis in public did too. Oh wait...

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"It is an open invitation to turn the youngest children on to sexual behaviour," Dr Adrian Rogers of the Family First group told the Daily Mail.
Of course, we all know that sex is a filthy, nasty, and evil habit to get into.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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(in my best Santa voice)

"I have a sexy pole-dance toy. Wanna pull it too?"
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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Imagine of the strippers of today had this toy growing up. Then maybe they'd earn fivers stuffed in their g-strings instead of singles.

Oh, and here's the kit itself (NSFW only if your job dislikes vaguely naughty humor): http://www.peekaboopoledancing.com/p...roducts_id=132

edit: btw, I love how it's not in the games and toys section anymore, but is still being sold as a "fitness" item.


ahhh so it looks like someone put this in the wrong catagory rather than aimed it at 4-6 year olds....
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Of course Tarpan goes out to find it! THANKS!

edit: SHOOT! It's only 8'6".. my ceiling is 9', guess I'll need to cancel the order. My webcam fans will be SO disappointed.
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"I have a sexy pole-dance toy. Wanna pull it too?"


he he.... now thats just naaaaasty....
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Of course Tarpan goes out to find it! THANKS!

edit: SHOOT! It's only 8'6".. my ceiling is 9', guess I'll need to cancel the order. My webcam fans will be SO disappointed.
now do i get my money back or will you be offering another service?
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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Sorry. I'll edit that into something nicer when I get back from the clinic.
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Sorry. I'll edit that into something nicer when I get back from the clinic.
ooooh i like the avatar .... am i going nuts or didyou just do that?
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hehe. Just did it. The thread inspired me.
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:44 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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Of course, we all know that sex is a filthy, nasty, and evil habit to get into.
Only if you're doing it right.

Seriously though, are you suggesting that there's nothing a little weird about buying a little girl a stripper-training kit? I wondered if this might instead be an "adult" toy. In which case, I might be in the market for one. Can't do it at Christmas because family will be around. Maybe for our next wedding anniversary? It's thoughtful, and personal!
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