BigGaayAl

Let me start off.

-The EU effective immediately dissolves the sovereignty of Great Britain as they are no longer a sovereign state since G. W. Bush became his dominatrix (yes his real name was Georgette).

-The metric system will be introduced by force. Anyone caught talking "feet, pints yard etc." will be locked up one day and forced to wash their mouth with 10 cubic centimetres of soap.

-You WILL drive on the right side of the road.

-Wearing white socks, pulled up high, under shorts, will be a vice crime from here on, to be punished by taking away those awful mint sauces.

-Everyone at any age will have compulsory cooking lessons, with only foreign food to be taught as beer is the only decent English meal to date.

-Cricket will be allowed to be played only by nude girls between 18 and 30, so as to make it interesting for people that aren't British. We've all given up on understanding the game.

-"Britannia rules the waves" will be changed to "Britannia ruleD the waves" as they have been kicked out all over the world, and America now rules the waves.

-Plum pudding will only be used to hold food-fights, and will be forbidden for other then animal consumption.

-Alcohol levels in English wimp-beer (is this called lager?) will be doubled. This will be done to avoid other European city's from being ransacked by English football fans that go berserk because they don't realize they cannot drink the same amount of continental man-beer without losing all control.

-It will be forbidden to go on holidays in large packs of English, carrying a beer in one hand, and a football under the other arm. As an amendment, all English tourists below the age of 35 will be barred from entering well-known Spanish beaches, to protect the environment from too much bad singing, kissing very ugly girls, and an abundance of vomit.

-A land-bridge will be built over the North Sea, so that the English won't be able to speak of "the continent" in a degrading way without including themselves.

-Turkey will not be allowed into Europe to weaken the EU as the English want, instead, Turkey will be added to great Britain, just like Scotland, Wales and N.-Ireland are a part of it. Heck we'll throw in Morocco, Algeria and half of the old soviet union if they like expanding so much.



Heh while I had some fun typing this, I do realize my exercise in stereotyping is not as funny as the other one. If you find this offensive, do us a favour, and write about "Old Europe" instead of flaming me. Doing Belgium will take a lot of studying on wikipedia I'm afraid .

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MajWood

Well here is my take on it.
Its funny.
Oh and the USA does need to be bashed once in a while

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freekyE

"...Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour."

ROFL! Try being a mechanical drafter in America!


Good read man, laughed all the way through, thanks for sharing!