Darnit!

**P8riot** · 08-10-2007, 09:46 PM

I rear ended a car a few days ago.......

It was entirely my fault. I felt bad about it.

The driver gets out of the other car, and guess what,
he was a DWARF!!

Man, was he pissed!

He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!

I said , "Then which one are you?"

=MAXx= · 08-10-2007, 09:52 PM

He must have been grumpy then.

What happened afterwards?

DLBlue · 08-13-2007, 03:47 PM

**TheSkudDestroyer** · 08-13-2007, 09:26 PM

ha. i got a good chuckle :3

ednos · 08-14-2007, 12:15 PM

Did you really?

**P8riot** · 08-14-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ednos

Did you really?

Really what?

**Wimpinator** · 08-14-2007, 03:15 PM

That's it, you're banned from telling jokes ever again!

**P8riot** · 08-14-2007, 03:19 PM

Telling jokes? Who? Me?

**Dick Blonov** · 08-14-2007, 03:25 PM

^^The official class clown of the fffthfff^^

DB

AMosely · 08-14-2007, 03:38 PM

I would have started laughing as soon as the guy got out of the car .. not laughing at the dwarf/little person per se, but laughing at the comedy of mixed emotions that would be going on inside my head (to fear or not to fear?).

**P8riot** · 08-14-2007, 03:55 PM

You know, now that I think about it, this scenario is entirely possible in Sarasota/Bradenton - it's a bigtime circus community. Lots of retired and current circus performers live here.

OK - no jokes about understanding why I live here!

ednos · 08-14-2007, 07:49 PM

Damn, I was hoping that was a true story. I figured it was a joke, but it had some great potential.

08-10-2007, 09:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
P8riot Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bradenton, FL Age: 37 Posts: 2,636	Darnit! I rear ended a car a few days ago....... It was entirely my fault. I felt bad about it. The driver gets out of the other car, and guess what, he was a DWARF!! Man, was he pissed! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy! I said , "Then which one are you?" __________________ Dungeons and Dragons Online; Thorgaard, Thaumiel and Mahblung EVE Online Captain Thorgaard OHern; skipper of the Battlecruiser "Jane Says.." Pirates of the Burning Sea; Pirate Thorgaard O'Hern Age of Conan Cimmeria; Tharashk, Thaumiel, guild Ars Tactika

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ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,757	Re: Darnit! Did you really? __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

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AMosely Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Maine Age: 33 Posts: 2,514	Re: Darnit! I would have started laughing as soon as the guy got out of the car .. not laughing at the dwarf/little person per se, but laughing at the comedy of mixed emotions that would be going on inside my head (to fear or not to fear?).

08-14-2007, 03:55 PM	#11 (permalink)
P8riot Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Bradenton, FL Age: 37 Posts: 2,636	Re: Darnit! You know, now that I think about it, this scenario is entirely possible in Sarasota/Bradenton - it's a bigtime circus community. Lots of retired and current circus performers live here. OK - no jokes about understanding why I live here! __________________ Dungeons and Dragons Online; Thorgaard, Thaumiel and Mahblung EVE Online Captain Thorgaard OHern; skipper of the Battlecruiser "Jane Says.." Pirates of the Burning Sea; Pirate Thorgaard O'Hern Age of Conan Cimmeria; Tharashk, Thaumiel, guild Ars Tactika

08-14-2007, 07:49 PM	#12 (permalink)
ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,757	Re: Darnit! Damn, I was hoping that was a true story. I figured it was a joke, but it had some great potential. __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

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