Vick's dogfighting motives revealed

Satertek · 08-14-2007, 11:10 PM

Apparently, Michael Vick has joined al Qaeda and started dogfighting to raise funds to buy missiles from the Iranian government.

South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties

Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned.

Best. Story. Ever.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

Edit: This looks like the original story: http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sp...rite_0727.html

Trooper · 08-14-2007, 11:12 PM

wait for jon stewart to get a hold of this. And coming from fox its not gonna be pretty.

**sordavie** · 08-14-2007, 11:12 PM

$63 billion or $63 billion billion?

Satertek · 08-14-2007, 11:14 PM

Definitely billion billion.

So thats what, $63,000,000,000,000,000,000?

Yea, $63 Quintillion dollars. I think he can pull it off.

Kerostasis · 08-15-2007, 12:57 AM

Fox has a scan posted of the original hand-written suit here, and yes he wrote it as billion billion. He also accused Vick, among other things, of "using drugs in school zones".

**Switchcraft** · 08-15-2007, 02:01 AM

Well, the missile thing might have been glossed over, but we have zero tolerance on that school zone stuff.

08-14-2007, 11:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Satertek Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Auburn, Alabama, USA Age: 21 Posts: 258	Vick's dogfighting motives revealed Apparently, Michael Vick has joined al Qaeda and started dogfighting to raise funds to buy missiles from the Iranian government. South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned. Best. Story. Ever. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html Edit: This looks like the original story: http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sp...rite_0727.html __________________

08-14-2007, 11:12 PM	#2 (permalink)
Trooper Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my wifes house......if she says i can Age: 25 Posts: 8,627	Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed wait for jon stewart to get a hold of this. And coming from fox its not gonna be pretty. __________________ that sounds like a good idea trooper. -Vulcan

08-14-2007, 11:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
sordavie Join Date: Nov 2005 Age: 27 Posts: 2,078	Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed $63 billion or $63 billion billion? __________________

08-14-2007, 11:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Satertek Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Auburn, Alabama, USA Age: 21 Posts: 258	Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed Definitely billion billion. So thats what, $63,000,000,000,000,000,000? Yea, $63 Quintillion dollars. I think he can pull it off. __________________

08-15-2007, 02:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Switchcraft Join Date: May 2003 Location: New York, NY Age: 30 Posts: 990	Re: Vick's dogfighting motives revealed Well, the missile thing might have been glossed over, but we have zero tolerance on that school zone stuff.

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